Iamnotacrook
Senior Don Juan
I was stopping to get bread and a 2-liter this afternoon, pimped out as usual... I see out of the corner of my eye, a really hot chick leaving the store. As I'm like five steps away, she's holding the door for me. I'm in no hurry, let the ***** wait. I start to reach for the handle, she lets go for a second and apologizes, as I've still yet to grab the handle(damn I'm slow). So she's still holding the door, I of course grab where she's touching. "Why, thank you."
and there was this awkward moment of my space being invaded as I could not enter without pushing her out of the way. So as she's leaving, all I could say is "Farewell". Then I got the coke and the loaf of bread I came for.
Thank you, goodnight.
Thank you, goodnight.