Make the mall fun...ideas?

[MidwestFreek]

Boring plans coming up...this girl got my sn off of buddypic..n imed me the other day...today in bout..2 hours..we're gonna go chill at the mall..ne ideas on how to make that boring @ss evening into a little more interesting one?

 

[Need-2-B-Pimpin]

1) Buddypic is addicting and gets you nowhere...I was stuck on that **** for a while, take my advice and drop it ASAP.

2) Have fun, hopefully you've done your AIM-flirting well.

 

[MidwestFreek]

well ive got her telling me "im the greatest guy" she knows..n that im hysterical...after one convo...either its bull..or im good online...

 

[Need-2-B-Pimpin]

I used to get that all the time dude...online is easy since there's no body language or that crap. Challenge yourself by going to the mall or wherever and approaching, etc in person

 

[NRM]

The mall offers a lot to talk about. There's a billion things there that you can point out and talk about. It shouldn't be that hard to turn it into a fun time. Typically, I don't like going to the mall with girls, just because they're always into buying tons of stuff that you could care less about. If it's just to hang out in the cool atmosphere, then it's alright.

If it's the first time time you're meeting her, I think it'd be better going on a real date instead of just "chilling" at the mall.

 

[Julian]

Take her a girly clothes store and make her give u a fashion show with sexy clothes. $$$

 

[Jerky Boi]

Mall's okay. Just walk around with her and try n make good convo. Just try not to buy her too much if anything..it's only your first date.

 

[MidwestFreek]

it wouldnt be a date...this girl was just like "hey we need to hang out" so i went along with it...but she was like "we'll call you when we're leaving" and didnt give me a time or place or nothin so i went out and did my own thing...cuz i wasnt gonna sit around n wait for em...

 

[Slimijs]

15 Things To Do At The Mall
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1. Pick up condom packages and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code 3 in housewares,"...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say: "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! Not those voices again." and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD: "We're out of toilet
paper in here!"

 

[MidwestFreek]

ha if i was going to shopko that would work..but the mall...uh uh...its a totally diff place...

 

[Nex]

Slimijs.

JESUS! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY!





And the only thing I've read all day.

 

[Serg897]

Originally posted by NRM
Typically, I don't like going to the mall with girls, just because they're always into buying tons of stuff that you could care less about.

this is true. I hate following girls into 20 different clothing stores.

 

[Eternal]

Slimjims...Good sweet information, that made my day. Time to go try some of that stuff out.

 

[MidwestFreek]

Originally posted by Serg897
this is true. I hate following girls into 20 different clothing stores.

thats why they go into their clothes place..i tell em..hey...ill catch up with you at ...footlocker or something...unless its vic secret..dont mind that store at all

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Slimjims.. that was for Kmart, not the mall. I've read that one already and it had waay more. Heres the cooler version.

Fun at Kmart.
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Intro

The stuff described in this file are things that I have done, and are pretty ****in kick ass. Just don't be an idiot.


**Vol #2**

One of the best things to do in Kmart is to have fun with the intercom system. All ya have to do is walk up to an intercom, pick it up and start talking... Dont worry, no one will pay attention to you anyway cause all Kmart employees look like hoodlums. One of the best things to do is announce a blue light special. Normally this would be pretty lame, but not if you used Pee Wee Herman's voice...

Quite honestly that is for 13 year olds... Walk up to the key making machine (ALWAYS unattended and in the auto department) and start cutting your own key. It always get K employees real pissed, and ya can get a couple of security guards out of hiding... That way you can spot them, the next time ya need a new CD... When they come up to you and try to act tuff, flip out on them... Don't get physical, just be a total smart ass... That always sets them off balance... When they ask for your name or anything, rattle off all the ID that you can think of real quick... ive um you SS#, DL#, license plate number, DOB, address, phone number, work phone... They will never be able to write quick enough... Hopefully they will hit you, and you can watch them squirm when you have them arrested for assault... REMEMBER! You did nothing WRONG!! There is no sign by that key machine that says you cant use it!! If they are still following you, keep walking out to your car and do a real nice brake torque on the way out... If at all possible, cause a scene!

Now that you have left Kmart, go to the nearest grocery store that uses scanners (they should all - its 1991!)... Bring in a magic marker with you, and go down the isle slashing through UPC codes! they will be useless and the cashier will have to enter those all by hand instead of scanning. If ya had about 2 hours, you could really screw up a store's operation.

Another thing to do in the grocery store (this really pissed the **** out of stockers - I know, I was one) is to take a cart and walk up and down the isles filling the cart up... Then when you have filled the cart up, leave it there and leave cause you forgot you wallet! When doing this make sure not to go from isle 1-13 or from 13-1, do them randomly like 1,7,2,8,6,3,9,10,4, etc. This way it will make it harder to put all that stuff away. Make sure ya get some ice cream too, and put it right on top of your favorite magazines. Put the bread under the 3 gallons of milk.

The last thing to do in the grocery store requires a box cutter. Take your box cutter and run down the milk or soda isle. Slice open the fronts of all the milk or soda. What a MESS!! Get out QUICK, this is illegal!! If ya must stick around, ditch the blade.

The last thing to do, which is the most destructive would be to go to your local strip shopping center, and put superglue in all of their door locks! They won't be able to open the next day. A lot of FUN!

 

[Sexual]

Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
Slimjims.. that was for Kmart, not the mall. I've read that one already and it had waay more.

Might be better if there wasn't the fact that none of that would be funny in jail. Going to definetly take a date to the store and try out that first list though, lol those are great ideas.