"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Leporello

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I've often wondered:

Why are women so much louder in bed than men?

They scream, they moan, they cry out. Sometimes i say things to encourage them, but otherwise I've never felt the need to vocalize much.

Anyway, just asking.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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earthshyne

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That's because sex for women is more intense.

Let me put it this way: If you have an itch inside your ear, which feels better when you're scratching it, your finger or your ear?

On a similar note: The Orgasmic Calculator.
 

xiola

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Originally posted by earthshyne
That's because sex for women is more intense.

Let me put it this way: If you have an itch inside your ear, which feels better when you're scratching it, your finger or your ear?
lol. good one but the penis is more sensitive then a finger
 

thefonz

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Originally posted by earthshyne

On a similar note: The Orgasmic Calculator.
It's a good thing my mom was in the other room to hearn those noises on my computer......otherwise, nothing extremely embarrasing would have happened to me today.....
 
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