"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Make some noise

Leporello

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I've often wondered:

Why are women so much louder in bed than men?

They scream, they moan, they cry out. Sometimes i say things to encourage them, but otherwise I've never felt the need to vocalize much.

Anyway, just asking.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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earthshyne

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That's because sex for women is more intense.

Let me put it this way: If you have an itch inside your ear, which feels better when you're scratching it, your finger or your ear?

On a similar note: The Orgasmic Calculator.
 

xiola

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Originally posted by earthshyne
That's because sex for women is more intense.

Let me put it this way: If you have an itch inside your ear, which feels better when you're scratching it, your finger or your ear?
lol. good one but the penis is more sensitive then a finger
 

thefonz

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Originally posted by earthshyne

On a similar note: The Orgasmic Calculator.
It's a good thing my mom was in the other room to hearn those noises on my computer......otherwise, nothing extremely embarrasing would have happened to me today.....
 
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