"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Make Putin ur 'beach'

backseatjuan

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Guys help me out.

I'm pissed off at Russian government by the way.

Right now, I get a message in Windows 10, through native NEWS application, it says 'Trump defends release of classified information'.

Yesterday or day before yesterday, I got a message through Windows 10, through same native NEWS app, which said 'Trump released classified information to Russians'.

So back to right now, 5 seconds after I get this message through Windows 10 native news app, I get a news story on television via Russia 24 (fvcking official Putin government channel), saying basically that white house official 'Rex Tillerson' denied that secret information was released.

Understand that my role is zero, I'm nobody.

Who's the b`tch in all of this? Yellow American newz or 'Russian viewer'? Who's doing the lying basically, Mr. Putin's official television channel or the yellow American newz media??
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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