Make her purr

[Atom Smasher]

Here's another small thing I've stumbled onto which can really excite a woman.

Get her to talk about cats. Ask her if she can purr, and insist that she does so for you. Joke and tell her it sounds like she's coughing up hair balls.

Tell her you'll help her to purr. Start with a little stroke under the jaw and tell her to purr. You purr too if you can. Make it fun. Tell her she's definitely doing better. Move to the back of her head and start stroking it with your fingertips in a "claw" position. Move from the head to the neck, back & forth. Tell her to purr again.

I did this last Saturday night and it got her very hot & bothered. When I was telling her to purr, she kept trying but couldn't because she kept on laughing (a nervous energy laugh).

This is kino on steroids. She loves purring kitty cats, she is female and therefore like a cat, you are giving her a new experience and demanding compliance, she gets sexually aroused because you're stroking the back of her head (a HUGE turn-on), you're displaying boldness and that you're not afraid to touch her, and on it goes.

She'll feel much closer to you when you do this.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

After that get her to bark like a dog .. she will love it!

 

[CrimsonPanther]

or make her quack like a duck.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Seriously, I had her crowing like a rooster the other night out in the middle of nowhere.

It gets her invested. They love this stuff, believe me. The more they comply and invest themselves, the more they fall for you.

 

[dasein]

This is great advice, couldn't rep before spreading around. Doing these things in various ways (quarter behind the ear tricks is how I think of them) increased my results with women tenfold.

 

[nikil]

I find that oral and a vibrator, in combination, nearly always get the same results, a lot faster/easier. Many women can't climax without a "buzzer", and almost all of them can drop their cookies with one, in 1-2 minutes, sometimes much less.

 

[SeymourCake]

Make her talk like a human. That will amaze her.

I'd like to add on to the cat thing. After you turn her into a cat, you say "Let me stroke that pvssy cat".