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MightyMate

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This stuff is very easy and very funny.
You come to a girl that You dont know, and say that You want something from her, for exampl her drink. Shes gonna look at You like You ar crazy. Than You say - Hey its not so easy to convince me.
Shes gonna say - Im not trying to do so.
- Why not? You know You cant success in this battle so You are giving up so fast?
- Im not giving up.
- Doesnt look so, whats Your sign?
- *whatever she says* ah yes, *whatever she said* are not able to convince people.

Thats how the chat starts. Its funny.
 

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So the conversation would go like this

"Hey random girl, give me your drink"

Girl: "Err, who the **** are you. No!"

"Ahhh, it's not so easy to convince me!"

Girl: "Convince you of what you tool, i'm not giving you my damn drink, now piss of before i call the police"

"Your giving up in this battle because you can't succeed!"

Girl: "What are you chatting about you nutcase, i'm succeeding by getting rid of you"

"Whats your star sign?"

Girl Kicks Man in Balls, the end.
 

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glad I'm not the first to notice
twas about to post almos the same thing but with more ****
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Originally posted by chalk
So the conversation would go like this

"Hey random girl, give me your drink"

Girl: "Err, who the **** are you. No!"

"Ahhh, it's not so easy to convince me!"

Girl: "Convince you of what you tool, i'm not giving you my damn drink, now piss of before i call the police"

"Your giving up in this battle because you can't succeed!"

Girl: "What are you chatting about you nutcase, i'm succeeding by getting rid of you"

"Whats your star sign?"

Girl Kicks Man in Balls, the end.
This is funny material. Right there.
 

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Originally posted by n00bPimp
Its not whether we're AFCs. That line is embarrassing dude.
You want to use a line which has a likelyhood of working. Your line wouldn't work on a desperate fat chick, unless she's piss drunk.
Sorry man my lines work only on hot and rich girls. I have no idea how to get other kids of chicks, but im also not interested in others. I should tell that on start.
 

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Yes intelligence does get boring sometimes

Edit to say: After looking closer, you have some of THE most INTERESTING non-AFC's responding to this topic as well. Your just not taking their words right, learn how to speak to people so they respect you, I'm sure if you were like this in real life you would get a few new bruises everyday from people who want you to just shut up!
 

Boner da Stoner

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you are like YOUR TIP in real life, but your responses to your threads responses are horrible... People here think you are a retarded pencil sharpener for the gifted

The way you stick to your mindset of never giving advice, just lines is horrible, a tip is supposed to be used, a comment is meant to be heard, a troll like you is meant to be kicked... Ever heard the story of the three billy goats? Yeh, no, maybe? I'm not going to find it, but there are people here who want to gain knowledge to get to the other side, and you are standing in the way with your style of thinking.
 

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Sometimes I stop and wonder whether I should just do what should be done.

I could go off into extreme tangents and target you...

Or

I could stop, and focus only on myself, but then I wonder when I know truly what to focus on, or if arguing with the likes of bigots such as yourself is worthwhile.
 

Boner da Stoner

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yea I have no life, I get no chicks, I am so boring and predictable. Your tips won't help me, but I can use them, sure is ****ing hard to figure them out though, most other people on this site just think ur stupid for em...
 

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
yea I have no life, I get no chicks, I am so boring and predictable. Your tips won't help me, but I can use them, sure is ****ing hard to figure them out though, most other people on this site just think ur stupid for em...
Most people are smart or the individual is?
When You grow up You will know that 1 person out of 100 is smart. I can be You leader. Ah, and covering with opinions of other people show how AFC You are.
 

Boner da Stoner

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you are beyond help... that is my opinion, and that s AFTER testing you

You could be my leader, well not for long, I wouldn;t tolerate it, I'd work my way up seduce your followers into disloyalty and assasinate you while your giving a single line thronw speech that nobody would understand.
 
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