Make friends that tell stories

[handle]

There's always a few of these -- the types that overexaggerate just enough, dramaticize key elements, and just generally know how to tell a great story. You should be one of those, but even better, make sure you hang out with these guys/girls, and make sure you have a crazy time. Word gets out, and you know there's nothing better than someone else doing the bragging.
That's all.

 

[r0cky]

Yes! Storytelling is one of my flaws and I'm working hard at it. I do have a friend who's a big AFC but a great storyteller. If only he contrated this power towrds getting women. But storytelling IS a great demonstration of higher value, and when the story is about you in one of your alpha male adventures it can make panties drop!

 

[Poonani Maker]

True this is one of my Largest flaws so far. I mean, I can make up stuff that I think is great but they might not necessarily think what I say is a great story. It shows you're good with kids too, when you can set them down and tell them a story. Women want that for their future kids.

I bought some lemonade recently from some kids and it was the worst lemonade I've ever drank, like downing pure sugar. Sure the kids were happy that I bought 4x as much lemonade as they normally get. I guess I should have tested it first. A couple of them had tattoos. Looked real. They were trailer park kids so it's a possibility. Nothing surprises me these days. One of the boys said I sucked as I was giving them money for the lemonade. I could go on and on with this story. See what I mean? It's all true and happened last week. But they were all jumping around like sons and daughters of crack wh0res. Felt like I was buying crack and not lemonade they were so giddy with the stuff they were selling on the corner street.