"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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major predicament here.....

dannyboy

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this is danny boys friend.....here goes.......her mother doesnt like me. she found a condom wrapped up this morning from last night last night, and im afraid her mom is gonna go ballistic and rurin my chances. any advice on how to handle this?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Pecker

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Tell her "if it's any consolation, I put it in the butt." She'll feel relieved her daughter won't be getting pregnant.
 

One on One

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If you want any chance with her mom, you gotta be frank and tell her that you like older women just as much as younger women and sometimes you like them both at the same time. ;)
 

Mr. Mystery

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I wouldn't be worried about her Mom, her Father would be my concern.

But its not something to be too worried about, they may have a talk with her, you or the two of you, but it isn't something to get too worried about.

Mr. Mystery
 

Walden

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Her mum doesn't like you.

That's the best way to make sure she'll date you geez , where have you been living?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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