this is danny boys friend.....here goes.......her mother doesnt like me. she found a condom wrapped up this morning from last night last night, and im afraid her mom is gonna go ballistic and rurin my chances. any advice on how to handle this?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.