"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mailman Fvcks His Dog

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Polk County Mailman Charged with Burglary, Bestiality



A 21-year-old Polk County mailman has been charged with burglary and bestiality after getting caught on camera engaging in a sexual act with a dog along his postal route.
A rural Crookston resident told authorities he noticed the mailman was spending a lot of time in his garage because he has cameras installed at his house, the criminal complaint reports.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Brian Louis George L. Chapman of Crookston was charged with second-degree burglary, a felony, and bestiality, which is a misdemeanor.

Burglary in the second degree is a felony charge that carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and $20,000 fine. Bestiality carries a maximum sentence of 90 days and $1,000 fine.

So if he had fvcked the dog in the front yard, he would get 90 days, but doing it in the garage gets him up to 10 years. I doubt they will get the burglary charge to stick though. It means entering with an intent to rob...rob what? Your dog's virginity?
 
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