Made a girl Myspace page...

[Ken785]

you wouldnt believe how much this page gets hits up and messages from all these d!cks....all trying to hit up this "model" chick. one dude even tried "negging" me....LOL

 

[ValleyDJing]

Hahaha! nice. I wanna see it. You should message the dudes that tried hitting on you and make them feel like asses by telling them the truth.

 

[Create Reality]

Tell them you want the c0ck.

 

[dot]

Haha. I remember when we did that during the boredom of school.

 

[The Sperminator]

One time me and my friend made a fake myspace profile of our boss that we didn't like and omg it was unbelieveable how many guys hit on her. Like dozens of messages and friend request. Funny thing is she is like very unattractive and fat. I can't imagine how many messages a hot chick gets.

 

[Thai Foon]

post it so we can take a look? lol

 

[Ken785]

cant...wouldnt wait you guys trying to hit up my girl now would i? lol

 

[Ken785]

you wouldnt believe how much this page gets hits up and messages from all these d!cks....all trying to hit up this "model" chick. one dude even tried "negging" me....LOL

he tried to say he never met a hand model before...LOL messages a day are like 50 and crazy friend request too!

are trying to "get to know me better" or "hang out" ohhh and lets not forget the ol' "i know you must get a lot of these...but.....your cute would you like to talk sometime?"

fvck...i guess now im an attention wh0re.

 

[Ken785]

***read From The Bottom Up...this Is The Guy Tried Negging Me

***LOL if it was one of you guys!!****

RE: RE: RE: Never met a hand model before...

Body: you are sooo weird. i think u should go study more routines...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: WhatWillisWasTalkinAbout
Date: Jul 26, 2007 10:52 PM


Wow.

I think that takes the record for message responses on Myspace. What was that? Like .02 seconds? Probably.

But other than hitting the refresh button on your inbox in your free time, what do you do for fun?

And I also meant what I said regardless of intention. I'm not here to steal your L'Oreal samples or convince you that you're not gonna find anyone at US Irvine. For all I know, you could be a psycho-asian-stalker, and I def. don't want any more of those. Way too many in Irvine. Maybe it's cause those girls are surrounded by those studious guys...no relief in sight for you huh?

Let me know whats up.

Alex

P.S. I recommend cold baths ;o)
P.P.S. You sound like 2 diff. people.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stacy
Date: Jul 26, 2007 10:27 PM


nice try "negging" me...i know all about your little "Game" babe...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: WhatWillisWasTalkinAbout
Date: Jul 26, 2007 10:24 PM


Hi "Stacy"

I just noticed I was connected to you by some way I forgot and so I thought I'd write and hit u up (figuratively).

I know, I know. You're probably getting 84 e-mails a day from guys named Jesus sayin things like, 'i just flashed 4 8 yr. olds and I got caught smugglin coke up my ass, but the good news is my PO wants a piss test every other week now..."

Well if that's what you're used to then this is refreshing. I am looking for some stimulating conversation, among other things. so if you're lookin to test the waters one toe at a time. Hit me back.

Alex

 

[Ken785]

so after i told him to go study more routines, he never sent me another message...LOL

 

[The Sperminator]

As gay as it sounds to make a girls myspace for attention from guys it might not be such a bad idea. Maybe you could learn what messages work and what not. Yeah still sounds gay but anyways lol... You should invite that guy for coffee and then never show up.

 

[Ken785]

hahaha that would be dope!

 

[Ken785]

wow i only have about 27 friends and the requests and the messages just wont stop flooding in!!!! everytime i clear it i got 5 more. refresh. 5 more...CRaZy!!

damn now i know not to send stupid messages like that anymore...im just another guy trying to hit them up. i know how they feel now. its annoying as hell.

 

[Create Reality]

when you get a good amount of friends, and they leave some sexy comments on your page, change your pic to some guy and your status to gay, and leave them each a nice comment

 

[Ken785]

hahaha nice. i just was messaging this guy back and forth then he gets all sexual n sh!t saying he wants to see what it tastes like between my legs cuz he hasnt eaten all day...and he wants to fvck me...then i give him my number (a rejection hotline) hes says..."thats cold". then sexuality tries to flirt with me more and i play along. i tell him to leave me alone now cuz im not looking for just sex. then i say well if you were just a gentlemen about this, things could have happened because i honestly thought he was sexy...(basically leading him on again playing push-pull) then he apoligizes and says hes drunk and is really a gentle men...so i continue playing push pull getting him all horney n sh!t.....

then i admit im a guy and i say...."how does it feel to be chatting with c0ck this whole time???" then he says hes gonna hunt me down and kill me! LMFAO!!!!!

 

[azanon]

one dude even tried "negging" me....LOL

That's pretty funny. Gotta give that guy some props!

 

[spider_007]

someone needs a life.

 

[bfl]

Lol i thought that i was the only one that made a girl myspace, i actually put a hot beyond 10 chick as my top friend on my real myspace, and lol you just dont know how many messages and friend requests i get thry that fake myspace.

Its crazy cause men just keep messaging trynna get with her and whatnot, its crazy no lie i get at least 25 messages a day and endless friend request, i denie them all though cause i have nothing at all on the page just thd picture and info, i made it a private page, and just off the picture i get all that.

its crazy, real crazy, i actually right back to some of them just to get a feel of what type of messages and how this men be trynna game this females, to be honest most of them are very pathetic, the ones that i feel like they got some game i write back.

lol its crazy, females can get any man they want

 

[azanon]

This proves there really are some dumb men out there. I can sniff out those fake ones without so much as firing one neuron.

 

[mpimpin]

wow....seriously leave the computer, look at the clouds, talk to real women, exercise, smoke, drink, I don't care but this is some creepy stuff. ..Somewhat funny...but really weird