"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Made a girl C** literally

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Last night was the first time I made a girl c** literally, it through me off at first cause quite frankly I didnt expect it, and it was kinda weird seeing this white stuff come out of her, has anyone else experienced this?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You seemed amazed that girls can c**. Haha and what do you mean literally? I dont think you need to say you literally made a girl c**. And yes, i make my girl c** all the time.
 

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You seemed amazed that girls can c**. Haha and what do you mean literally? I dont think you need to say you literally made a girl c**. And yes, i make my girl c** all the time.
 

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I think he means he made her squirt.

Nice job man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Squirting is normal, i think he's talking about that white semen-like ***
 

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Are you sure it was a girl?
 

oakraiderz2

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MisterMcGee said:
Squirting is normal, i think he's talking about that white semen-like ***
Squiting is not normal by any means. The white discharge is normal and is lubrication or something.
 

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mtlwlu said:
Last night was the first time I made a girl c** literally, it through me off at first cause quite frankly I didnt expect it, and it was kinda weird seeing this white stuff come out of her, has anyone else experienced this?
Yes, that's normal, don't worry about it. White discharge is affected by her monthly cycle, either before or after.

Just don't let her cvm on your face.....haha
 

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to clear things up, I made her squirt and a white liquid came out, she was one horny Mother****er. Definitely seeing her again haha.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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mtlwlu said:
to clear things up, I made her squirt and a white liquid came out, she was one horny Mother****er. Definitely seeing her again haha.
My last date really really p!55ed me off so much, i was enraged for ages, what shocked me was the whole thing got me wet... surely thats not normal.
 

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mtlwlu said:
Last night was the first time I made a girl c** literally, it through me off at first cause quite frankly I didnt expect it, and it was kinda weird seeing this white stuff come out of her, has anyone else experienced this?
She was a squirter, lol.
 
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