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Macking in the USA and Macking in Europe

dirtyvibe

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I, DirtyVibe, have written the following. It is not spam and it is meant for thorough discussion. It is much too long and complex to simply be a post for upping my post count. So, please don't warn me (I will be banned if you do).

I've talking to some fellow players, and many find it better for macking in the USA than in Europe. That is something I just don't understand, and I will explain in detail. This thread should be about the quality of women in Europe versus the quality of women in the USA. If you are a player, you may also discuss macking. However, please don't AFC up the vibe.

Section I
-----The Weight Difference-----

This is obvious to most casual observers, AFCs included. American women are larger, just more women attached to their bones. If you're into that, good for you. I, along with most other players, however, choose to be shallow and we like less women and more of them. I like 5 women that have little women on their bones rather than 5 women attached to a single set of bones.

In a scientific analysis, I will explain the difference:


Yes, the american woman is about 5 times the size of her European counter-part. However, on the outside, she is much more beautiful than her layers of fat may lead you to think.

Section II
----The Body Hair Difference----
This is a composite sketch of the average European woman:

Her American rival usually tends to be less hairy. Let me give an example:

No, that is not a man. That is 100% American woman. I, myself, am not into hair. However, I would rather be with bigfoot than Natalie Portman. It is completely possible for the hairy woman to just wear a mask. She will do that for me.

Section III
----The Cultural Difference----
With the recent liberal backlash against the neo-con power base, American women, by nature undecisive, have tried to seek a middle ground in between the left and the right. They end up a something like this:

However, in Europe, women have begun to move completely the left. In an effort to abolish sexism, they have ironically become men:


Section IV
----The Conclusion----
By now, you may be disgusted with women and have turned gay. However, that is not my mission. My mission is to get you with unbelievably hot supermodels. If you fail with them, you're right back where you started but with a funny story. If you succeed, you end up something like this:

Don't settle for anything less, shallow men! It's not what's in the girl's brain, it's how big her boobs are.

In conclusion, women are just awful on either side of the Atlantic.
 

oakraiderz2

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This is a goddamn joke. Body hair differnences?? Find something better to do than be an stupid, shallow(which appearently youre proud of), f*ck. Dip...sh*t!!
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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I think hes trying to put an image that "women aren't as great as they look... no matter how beautiful they are."... or "pretend they are ugly monkeys."?
 

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That actually made me laugh.

But while there are different opinions on the matter, I prefer europeans. I mean we all decended from Europe, and Asia, and so that could be why we are all attracted to Americans also, because they are Europeans.

Why in the hell would you want an American women, when you can have a Eurpopean one.

I like really small chicks too.

And right now I am hitting on this chick that just moved from England. She's hot. lol.

I don't have any idea about the hair issue, but I don't like girls with realy short hair either.

I guess it really depends on your preferences, but I prefer my women to be hot.

But I hate women's-lib, so I guess it depends.

I mean you did classify all the females in America, with one really fat chick. That seems popular in the states.

Everything is real close together in European towns, so they walk everywhere, and here everyone drives. Well I walk everywhere, but besides me.

And everyone seems to try to convince American chicks that they are perfectly fine, even if they have to buy XXXXXXXL pants.

I hate when people say, "Ahhh, you aren't fat."

When in fact they should say, go to weight watchers, and do it now, before you are crushed from all the weight you are packing.

While I do like chicks with some meat on them, it is only if they are hot, and not actually 'Fat'.

But english chicks fit the ticket.
 

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ROFL
Nice :D
 

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Is this suppose to be funny? Because it's not, it's just ****ing stupid.
 
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