"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah, I had to use a different username cuz it says I cant sign in using machoguy.
 
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De La Soul

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It's a badly-kept secret.
Because you were cluttering the forums with useless posts.

DLS
 
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Eternal

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Glad to be back and know that some things never change.

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Hesitation leads to masturbation.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by De La Soul:
Because you were cluttering the forums with useless posts.

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What do you understand by useless posts?



"those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know!"
 
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tome4_DJ

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Do a search on Machoguy 123 on EVERY forum and youll find out.
He got a Master Dj status just a week after he joined the site
 
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dark.spirit

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Originally posted by tome4_DJ:
Do a search on Machoguy 123 on EVERY forum and youll find out.
He got a Master Dj status just a week after he joined the site
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AH, AH ,AH ,AH, AH, AH, AH...

So...he was playing with the rating sistem of the site!

How did you found out?

And how do you expect good posts if you are using this kind of rating sistem based in quantity and not in the quality of the postswrited by us?

When Im posting I dont care about the rating sistem! If Im posting it is because I have something of value to say: something about what Im thinking to be interesting to be discussed.

And one of that things is: What is the purpose of a rating sistem that make the forum lack in quality?!



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"Opt by peace...because dark.spirit make no prisioners..."

"those who follow the way fight with spirit..."

"those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know..."
 
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dark.spirit

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Originally posted by tome4_DJ:
Do a search on Machoguy 123 on EVERY forum and youll find out.
He got a Master Dj status just a week after he joined the site
Click to expand...
AH, AH ,AH ,AH, AH, AH, AH...

So...he was playing with the rating sistem of the site!

How did you found out?

And how do you expect good posts if you are using this kind of rating sistem based in quantity and not in the quality of the postswrited by us?

When Im posting I dont care about the rating sistem! If Im posting it is because I have something of value to say: something about what Im thinking to be interesting to be discussed.

And one of that things is: What is the purpose of a rating sistem that make the forum lack in quality?!



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"Opt by peace...because dark.spirit make no prisioners..."

"those who follow the way fight with spirit..."

"those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know..."
 
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Machoguy, Bigman:
screw you. I hate you. I hope you get run over by a 1986 plymouth minivan with NAS. go away-and why the fukk do you think machoguy was banned? for no reason? I think not. screw you squared. And dark spirit: shut the fukk up. you are stupid poop.

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[This message has been edited by MongolianPride9 (edited 11-24-2002).]
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by MongolianPride9:
Machoguy, Bigman:
screw you. I hate you. I hope you get run over by a 1986 plymouth minivan with NAS. go away-and why the fukk do you think machoguy was banned? for no reason? I think not. screw you squared. And dark spirit: shut the fukk up. you are stupid poop.
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You have some unresolved issues. No one should get THAT upset over some person on the internet that they don't even know.
 
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MongolianPride9

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I'm just messing around. I really do want this kid-Machoguy/Bigman to go away. He's a flee on a brass monkey's a$$.

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