"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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man, **** *****es they just go an be your friend then go sleep with another dudde then they turn bisexuall whats wiht this??

I thought I wast urning bi today cause I saw thsi picture of these two dudes on this true or whatever asdvertisment on myspaec and then i started immaginning me with another dude then i poopoped a boner. iss this good? maybe uim embrassing my sexuiality but then i saw a picture of these hott chicks and im like wtf was i just thinking about mann not cool.


howw is evryone today?

btw im new. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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...Wow, learn to spell, to type, or whatever your problem is. It's very hard to understand you.

Yep, you're gay.





















Heh, jk, did that scare you? If it did, then you're straight. If you started to accept it, then maybe you should reconsider your sexual preferences.
 
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