"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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man, **** *****es they just go an be your friend then go sleep with another dudde then they turn bisexuall whats wiht this??

I thought I wast urning bi today cause I saw thsi picture of these two dudes on this true or whatever asdvertisment on myspaec and then i started immaginning me with another dude then i poopoped a boner. iss this good? maybe uim embrassing my sexuiality but then i saw a picture of these hott chicks and im like wtf was i just thinking about mann not cool.


howw is evryone today?

btw im new. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ace of Flames

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...Wow, learn to spell, to type, or whatever your problem is. It's very hard to understand you.

Yep, you're gay.





















Heh, jk, did that scare you? If it did, then you're straight. If you started to accept it, then maybe you should reconsider your sexual preferences.
 
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