"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I just bought a telescope - I'm setting it up right now. I'm going to see if I can see the American flag on the moon!
 

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total eclipse of the heart!!! err.. moon hehe
look for saturn with your naked eye during this.
supposed to last about an hour
 

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Last Man Standing said:
I just bought a telescope - I'm setting it up right now. I'm going to see if I can see the American flag on the moon!
Now with all those conspiracy theories you believe, LMS, do YOU really believe we landed on the Moon? I thought of all people you would subscribe to the belief that it was all a hoax! ;) :crackup:
 
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Haha, that is why I said that - it was out of sarcasm - I should have used mr rolly eyes :rolleyes:

Actually some insiders said we went to the moon but the photos were a hoax - he said the cameras the astronauts had were not working. I don't know if I buy that story ---- I want to see the flag!!!

I only believe in conspiracy realities!!!

The official eclipse is at 10:01 eatern time so that is 6 pm pacific - - it last for around 50 minutes.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Last Man Standing said:
The official eclipse is at 10:01 eatern time so that is 6 pm pacific - - it last for around 50 minutes.
I am surprised you are following the standard time zone. By following the specific time zone issued to you by the world's governments you are following other people agenda's!!

THE MATRIX HAS YOU!!!
 

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Its currently happening brett012, infact its over lol, its pretty much complete, nothin special, it wasnt really orange where i am, it seems black
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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its got a orange glow and is almost complete.. not long until she goes out and we can see saturn and that star..(rikus?)
 

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saturn seems to be at seven o clock when you look at the moon.. i think haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Yup its that little white ball that looks like a star near the moon. Right? And isn't the huge bright star on the other side of the sky some sun somewhere else? Or is that something common?
 

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iqqi said:
Yup its that little white ball that looks like a star near the moon. Right? And isn't the huge bright star on the other side of the sky some sun somewhere else? Or is that something common?
Yup, that is Saturn. wanna know what Constellation its in right now? :D











Leo!
 

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Sadly, I wasn't able to see it down here in Texas for the weather, but my brother over in New Mexico was able to see it. He said all the femmenazi cults were out torches in hand walking through the arroyos of Santa Fe dressed in their finest wiccan priestess robes, pining for the blood of hederosexual men everywhere... and LMS, too. In fact, he said they were chanting "we must kill every one of them unto the last man standing" over and over again along the way. Scary stuff.

Full moon--:moon: (hehe).

The Matrix has you!!
 
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Aboleo said:
Sadly, I wasn't able to see it down here in Texas for the weather, but my brother over in New Mexico was able to see it. He said all the femmenazi cults were out torches in hand walking through the arroyos of Santa Fe dressed in their finest wiccan priestess robes, pining for the blood of hederosexual men everywhere... and LMS, too. In fact, he said they were chanting "we must kill every one of them unto the last man standing" over and over again along the way. Scary stuff.

Full moon--:moon: (hehe).

The Matrix has you!!
Haha, the same chant as the homos on sosuave!!!


First computer found!!!

Detailed imaging of the mechanism suggests it dates back to 150-100 BC and had 37 gear wheels enabling it to follow the movements of the moon and the sun through the zodiac, predict eclipses and even recreate the irregular orbit of the moon.

Interesting.. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/nov/30/uknews
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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