"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Luke Skywalker's myspace page (with pics)

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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good god i just checked his page out........Luke u sound like a religious psycho, and u actually look OK so looks shoudlnt be your problem

girls dont wanna hear about religion, #1 rule
 
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If that's really Luke, then his looks are fine, and it's really just himself that's holding him back (but we all knew that, right?)

Get a better haircut, work out, and buy more fashionable clothes, the increased attention should boost your confidence enough for you to grab your balls for once and make a move.
 
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he only has two friends -- and one of them is Tom? :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hmm, he kinda looks like the mexican version of Pradeep in the first pic.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
The only question which begs to be asked is:

Who gives a flying fvck?
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The only question is why are you being an ass? Got nothing nice to say? Get out of the thread.
 
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ElStud said:
The only question is why are you being an ass? Got nothing nice to say? Get out of the thread.
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negative. i agree with karma. who honestly cares about this? why would you make a thread about this? and why is it in this section of the forum?

you're a child, you don't have to be nice to voice your opinion.
 
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Michele said:
negative. i agree with karma. who honestly cares about this? why would you make a thread about this? and why is it in this section of the forum?
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If you don't care about it so much just don't post. No one's asking you to. If you truly "didn't care" you wouldn't have posted in the first place.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That guy's got the worst fashion sense ever. That pigeon square picture just screams "jackass american tourist". (edit- even if he's canadian)
 
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I think the thread was suppoused to be a personal attack and turn into a "let's make fun of LS" thread. But yeah, I agree with Karma. Let the brother do his own ****ing thing..
 
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posting on a thread that u dont even see a point in is pretty pointless too, isnt it?
 
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ToughLove said:
posting on a thread that u dont even see a point in is pretty pointless too, isnt it?
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It's one thing to start a legitimate thread with an issue affecting us as men. It's quite another to start one to watch your post count grow.

Not that I'd point a finger at you . . .:eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why are all the comments pertain to look? Are all people on sosuave not so good looking?
 
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