"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LTR post relating to Gold Heart's post and a personal question

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His advice is golden, but I get so tired of women quickly.

I like how he says to make it known that you're asleep by a certain time so you can avoid them at night, that way I can maybe get out of seeing them the next day.

I really need some more tips like that so I can get out of seeing my girl every day or two

Second thing...

A condom broke and she's been on birth control (ring) for a week, which is the time we've been having sex. She's spazzing out and it makes me wonder why I'm in this situation. I think she's paranoid. Is that normal and what can I do to shut her up (besides a shmack upside that head lol).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Other than the morning after pill, there isn't much else. If it was you, I'd say chill out, theres no point in stressing out over something that you have no control over and secondly over something that has a low likelihood of happening (pregnancy). I'm not saying the possibility isn't there.

I'm just saying, theres no point in cryin over spilt milk. Live your life in a positive manner and play the cards that are dealt. The good thing is you started to take double precautions, eventually that will help.
 

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just do a pregnancy test... if she's preggers, hope to god she's willing to have an abortion...

make sure she doesnt have a condition that if she aborts her first pregnancy, then she wont be able to get pregnant ever agian.. check into it
 
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