LR: ten minute lay :D

[L777]

Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.

 

[Mad Manic]

Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.

I think that's how it should be. :-|

 

[ChrizZ]

Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.

sounds like a real quality woman.

edit: You only last ten minutes?

 

[Royal Ace]

sounds like a real quality woman.

edit: You only last ten minutes?

HAHAHAH

 

[Randallpink83]

Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.

Hell yeah fun!!! Every once in awhile we deserve the lucky breaks.

 

[Rhoto]

No lumps in the morning I hope.

 

[comic_relief]

Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.

sounds fun

comic_relief

 

[apocalypse later]

Sounds more like you just got lucky with a drunk chick. Important thing is, I guess, the confidence that you had to make the move.

 

[DJVladdy]

haha good sh!t man

P.S. hows your hippie friend doing nowadays?

 

[Chaotixxx]

Definitely hope you covered up, but good job.

 

[L777]

haha good sh!t man

P.S. hows your hippie friend doing nowadays?

OMG my hippie friend fell OFF big time. He's just got engaged to his HB7 girlfriend. I seriously don't know what happened but he reckons he's in love.

Douchebag.