"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LR: Starbucks

King Tuz

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So, I'll keep this short and *sweet* because I know how you guys are with FRs.

We go to her dorm room. We then start to make love. I start penetrating her. (no protection...don't worry, this girl is *squeaky* clean)

Then as I'm pumping, I see some *nasty* fluid on my d1ck. It was litteraly like a dark fluid of coffee or something.

It may have been blood, but this was really dark. It looked brown almost.

I'm there thinking. :nervous: Did I put it in the wrong hole?:crackup:

Nah, I didn't.

Next, I just pull out. Clean myself off, with my *pearly white* tee. Got my tee dirty, but at least it's better then having a dirty d1ck.

Then I get the f*ck outta there...:crackup:

I then proceed with a shower and *make sure* that I'm clean.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So what was it? Coffee? What does this have to do with Starbucks?

Ninetendo 64 remote control car!!!!! :eek:
 
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