LR: Slaying the MILF

[affliction]

I always thought it would be fun to nail a milf, but never thought I'd find one that was both attractive and willing. That all changed on friday night. It all began when I started hanging out with this dude I met at work. I hung out with him a few times and his mom was always teasing and flirting with me and shiit. Although she was pretty attractive and had a nice body, she's also 39 years old and has 3 kids, so I never really cared to push anything.

Well since I've been lifting weights for the past 6 months my libido has become insane. I had two dates flake on me in the last three weeks, so I just said fck it, might as well nail the milf. Friday night I am at the dude's house and I see her and I start gaming her with all kinds of sexual innuendos. She's a crazy biitch, so she totally loved it. We are getting ready to go out so my friend goes to take a shower and she comes into his room. I was checking my email on his pc and she starts teasing me asking if I'm having cyber sex and says we should have cyber sex sometime. I'm like nah I'm not into that shiit but we can have real sex. She says really?! and gets all excited and shiit.

I grab her and a nice make out session ensues. She kisses like a fcking psycho, going straight for the wide mouth sex kisses and starts sucking my tongue. We're making out for like 5 mins and then her 11 year old daughter walks in and sees us. Shiit! We try to play it off but of course it doesn't work so she has to leave the room with her daughter.

I speak to her again before I leave and tell her to wait up for me. I get back later that night drunk as hell and she is asleep in bed. I climbed in bed with her, stripped her down, and fukced her right. Gotta say she was pretty damn good. She talks like a porn star the whole time. "Youre making my pvssy so wet", "Oh god I love your c0ck" haha all kinds of funny shiit like that. And shes on birth control so I just busted right inside her.

I saw her again last night and she's coming over tonight for a nice valentine's day fukc session. A milf fckbuddy. Good times.

 

[sfalexi]

Don't let the dude find out if he frequents your job or works there.

Otherwise, have fun. My buddy tells me that a milf is amazing in the sense that they KNOW how to fvck.

 

[DeathDealer]

Sure man, whatever you say.

I banged a couple chicks over the weekend, it was awesome. I also own a nuclear submarine and a space shuttle.

 

[AverageFC]

if this is true, goddamn son.

 

[thefonz]

i got a boner reading that......good story

Question: So you just said that you should should f her sometime.....then she says "really?"....and then you just went for it?

I'm just trying to get this done myself, need all the pointers i can get

 

[FM 3321]

Good lord........*boiiiiiiiiing*


You've lived one of my very cool fantasies right there. Nice.

 

[Guerrero]

Who didn't get a fvcking boner reading this

Anyways son, becareful your friend doesn't find out; otherwise he might fvck you up with an iron pipe


Or straight up 38 your ass x_x

 

[Don_Joffe]

You have no shame, you went straight for the kill. Their seems to be an abdundance of women out their that are like that these days, its probably because her relationship became stalemate and she needed a youthful experience. Where is the husband, if i may ask? AND where was your friend when you returned from the night out? I must say "big-ups" on the MILF, I rate its the most difficult thing to pull off these days.

 

[Dingus]

I can't believe this kind of stuff actually happens (if indeed it is true). I would give my left eye for an experience like this; course I would much rather if she wasn't married or seperated or something.

Nice one, man!

 

[Guerrero]

Dude, it's so easy to fvck a milf! Fug man, there's even websites so you can hook up with a milf!

 

[affliction]

Nah I won't let my bud find out about this. I made sure he was asleep that night before I went into her room.

Yeah, that's all it took to fvck her - I just said we should do it sometime. But remember I said she has been flirting/teasing for months now. She made it pretty clear through kino and body language that she wanted to fvck. Like I remember one time I was showing her something on my cell and she stood really close and pushed her tits all over my arms.

Don't know where the husband is. She has a boyfriend but she said she hasn't been laid in 6 months and she uses her vibrator instead. Lol I am serious she said that to me.

 

[sfalexi]

She has a boyfriend but she said she hasn't been laid in 6 months and she uses her vibrator instead. Lol I am serious she said that to me.

Well that's obviously a line. But it doesn't matter. Cause you got yours and she got hers. Enjoy it, and once again, like a fe people (me included) said above, just be careful with the son finding out.

Alexi

 

[Alpine]

Milfs in their 20's prob. OK, but after that, especially after child birth it all goes south.

They may be able to prop their tit's up, slap the makeup on, but when you start licking her downstairs and her cvnt falls out you'll wish you were anywhere else.