Velasco
Master Don Juan
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Drove out to this bar that was said to be hosting an event for singles in the city looking for valentine’s day dates. I normally wouldn’t go to these things cuz I know its those things that attract socially awkward people. But the reason I went is because since bars are technically still closed here in the city, the girls who would go out to bars to get laid were left without an avenue to get guys. Their only option was to hop on online dating apps for hookups. I know nowadays, hooking up via apps is more socially acceptable cuz everyone’s doing it. But there still are the horror stories with regards to catfishes, and meeting up with someone who isn’t at all what they seem online. I’ve heard both these cases from girls. So that’s the kinda girl I was hoping would show up at this event.
Anyway, I show up. Get a stamp. Go take a piss. Then come back and position myself in the center of the bar. Next to me are a group of three guys. Chit chat with them like they are my friends (“how did you hear about this event?” was my opener or follow-up opener I think) And so now all of a sudden it looks to the crowd like I came with these guys instead of being there by myself. I just showed up late. I notice a Spanish girl to my right. Open her with an easy opener. like do you gotta order something to eat in order for them to serve you a drink. She says no. Forgot to mention, that for the first hour it was open bar for ladies. Most girls that I talked to told me there were only able to get 3 drinks. With the girl who I would spend the majority of my time with, I related to her. the fact that for new years last year, I showed up at the event with $50 and **** expecting to pay. but the bartender said, “no no no” its open bar. So I was like **** I’m not gonna make it past 1 hour in this place lol. I’ll get back to this set in a second. I know the Spanish girl likes me but she’s arg. Later noticed she stayed around me with her girlfriend being loud to try and get my attention so I’d approach her lol (another thing from this set, is i spiked her BT with how are we suppose to drink this (while I was still wearing a mask), like do we cut a hole in the mask or?)
So one of the guys from the group I started talking to. I wanted him to be my temporary wing. Started asking him couple of questions I ask all temp wings, like, “what kinda girls you like/your type?” etc. As we’re talking this older girl on my left waves “hi” to us. I go over to approach ask her what she’s drinking. Prosecco. Find out logistics. She came her by herself. Lives in this city, but not walking distance. So if I wanted this to be my girl then ya I could’ve sticked to her. But she was average looking. didn’t want to spend it with her, so I bounced back to my wing.
Behind us, I noticed two guys who are obvious players with their vibe and how they are dressed. I go over and see how’s the situation outside (in this bar there is the main bar area inside, and then in the back there is a door that leads to outside, where I can see a couple tables). They tell me it's cold out there. I respond, I don’t give a **** about the weather. I’m talking about how’s the talent tonight. They say its not really that great. They talk about how they met. And then later they tell me how there are bars in one area of another city that doesn’t care about the covid protocol. like you can actually walk around without a mask (this bar had some people in masks some without) and ****. Good to know. my temp wing shows up and its obvi his vibe isn’t on these guys level, so they excuse themselves to approach some girls at the bar. I myself sit myself down where they were just sitting. Talk a little with the wing. I talk about how you want to be talking to girls even if they are not your type to be in a good social mood, so that when you do see a girl you like, you won’t stumble over your words. He agrees. I get up from the table. Notice the players are talking to this 3 set. only I see the two are on one side. and the 3 girls are on the other. I go to the player’s side and tell the one further from the girls, while looking towards the bar, just slightly leaning in to his ear, to go over to the other side of the girl so that they can get a mini-isolation going. In that moment I felt like RSDTyler speaking to his students lol. I get myself a jack and coke (this is my second drink at this point. I had a Smirnoff Ice Smash Screwdriver on my way to the bar). Then I notice there is a lone set sitting by herself at the table i was just at looking kinda sad, so I make my way over and open her on that. She lights up, says she’s not sad, just that she’s cold cuz she just came from outside. wanted to warm up. Talk about the hair band she’s wearing on the top of her head, and say that it makes her look innocent (obvi implying that I know she’s not innocent). Some chit chat about her nationality. Traveling. She’s mixed Irish never been to Ireland but wants to visit. Ask about logistics. She lives far from here, and came with her sister who is outside talking to some guys. I ask her what’s her favorite bar. She tells me. I don’t think I told her mine, but she tells me how often she blacks out. She was 21, and mostly up to that point would just drink 4Lokos to get tipsy. (as previously mentioned, during this time I also talked about the new years open bar thing) Asked her what’s her craziest bar story. She tells me how she remembers this one time she was drinking and then she put her thing down, the next thing she remembers is waking up in this motel with this guy who was in his 30s. but didn’t ****). Ask her what’s the oldest guy she’s been with? she said 23 when she was 19. So she asks me what about my craziest story. Ok. Let’s back up for a second cuz I left out some information.
Somewhere after I approached this girl, her sister came in from outside. we talked to each other and I did the RSDMax thing where I’ll talk about some of the things my girl said about her friend, and then repeat it back to her. So that it shows she’s comfortable with me cuz she’s revealed this info about her (I talked about how I know she’s Irish and wants to visit Ireland and something else that I’m forgetting at the moment). There’s this other guy who then starts talking to her. So I turn my attention back to my girl. My girl reveals that she’s studying to be a graphic designer. I get her to show me her instagram so that she reveals some of the artwork she’s done on one of them designer apps for school. I notice in one of them she’s got something where she drew something with chip skylark in it. Talk about what’s her fav show growing up? she tells me about this show I don't know about. Her sister overhears. Then gets back in the conversation. She reveals to me that her sister (my girl), designed the tattoo she has. and designed her own tattoo too. I get them to tell me where on their body are they at. Then I tell them about mine. I take off my down jacket and show them. They ask what it means. I say I can’t tell them cuz they're too innocent. My girl takes off her hand band as compliance hoop so that I tell her (didn’t ask her to but yeah) but I don’t. Just further intrigue bait it with talking about my trip to Serbia (do you guys know where’s Serbia? well I was there 2 years ago, and as I’m leaving the airport the security guy who ask people random questions to try and trip people up asks me what my tat says? I tell him and he says that’s a Stalin quote. And I like does this guy think I’m a communist spy or something lol. cuz he says Belgrade isn’t somewhere where people normally go for vacation/tourists ****). Only I don’t think I told them it was Stalin. Just said it was a bad guy. So had them guess which bad guy, they started with hitler. I said close, and then they were able to guess it was Stalin. Anyway yeah at some point I leave them for a bit (don’t remember why). to go to the bar. I turn around and comment on this other guy’s camel jacket. Ask him if he got it from J.Crew? He says, no and that it's more expensive. Ask him if he’s seen a girl he likes. He likes the sister of my girl. So I go in with him. my new temp wing. approach the guy myself. So that he’ll talk to the sister as I’m distracting him. but he doesn’t go in lol. I get back out of the set talk to him a bit. then go back to get to my girl. only now she’s surrounded by two guys talking to them. The move I do is, cuz she was sitting at the table and they were standing there hovering, I tap the guy on the shoulder, and say excuse me i just gotta get in there, he’s says sure. Not knowing that I did that, so that i would sit down to her left at the table then talk to her. leaving him out. cuz she’s now facing me. the guys bounce. and it looks like my temp wing finally started talking to the sister. Ok now lets go back to where she asks me what about my craziest story.
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Anyway, I show up. Get a stamp. Go take a piss. Then come back and position myself in the center of the bar. Next to me are a group of three guys. Chit chat with them like they are my friends (“how did you hear about this event?” was my opener or follow-up opener I think) And so now all of a sudden it looks to the crowd like I came with these guys instead of being there by myself. I just showed up late. I notice a Spanish girl to my right. Open her with an easy opener. like do you gotta order something to eat in order for them to serve you a drink. She says no. Forgot to mention, that for the first hour it was open bar for ladies. Most girls that I talked to told me there were only able to get 3 drinks. With the girl who I would spend the majority of my time with, I related to her. the fact that for new years last year, I showed up at the event with $50 and **** expecting to pay. but the bartender said, “no no no” its open bar. So I was like **** I’m not gonna make it past 1 hour in this place lol. I’ll get back to this set in a second. I know the Spanish girl likes me but she’s arg. Later noticed she stayed around me with her girlfriend being loud to try and get my attention so I’d approach her lol (another thing from this set, is i spiked her BT with how are we suppose to drink this (while I was still wearing a mask), like do we cut a hole in the mask or?)
So one of the guys from the group I started talking to. I wanted him to be my temporary wing. Started asking him couple of questions I ask all temp wings, like, “what kinda girls you like/your type?” etc. As we’re talking this older girl on my left waves “hi” to us. I go over to approach ask her what she’s drinking. Prosecco. Find out logistics. She came her by herself. Lives in this city, but not walking distance. So if I wanted this to be my girl then ya I could’ve sticked to her. But she was average looking. didn’t want to spend it with her, so I bounced back to my wing.
Behind us, I noticed two guys who are obvious players with their vibe and how they are dressed. I go over and see how’s the situation outside (in this bar there is the main bar area inside, and then in the back there is a door that leads to outside, where I can see a couple tables). They tell me it's cold out there. I respond, I don’t give a **** about the weather. I’m talking about how’s the talent tonight. They say its not really that great. They talk about how they met. And then later they tell me how there are bars in one area of another city that doesn’t care about the covid protocol. like you can actually walk around without a mask (this bar had some people in masks some without) and ****. Good to know. my temp wing shows up and its obvi his vibe isn’t on these guys level, so they excuse themselves to approach some girls at the bar. I myself sit myself down where they were just sitting. Talk a little with the wing. I talk about how you want to be talking to girls even if they are not your type to be in a good social mood, so that when you do see a girl you like, you won’t stumble over your words. He agrees. I get up from the table. Notice the players are talking to this 3 set. only I see the two are on one side. and the 3 girls are on the other. I go to the player’s side and tell the one further from the girls, while looking towards the bar, just slightly leaning in to his ear, to go over to the other side of the girl so that they can get a mini-isolation going. In that moment I felt like RSDTyler speaking to his students lol. I get myself a jack and coke (this is my second drink at this point. I had a Smirnoff Ice Smash Screwdriver on my way to the bar). Then I notice there is a lone set sitting by herself at the table i was just at looking kinda sad, so I make my way over and open her on that. She lights up, says she’s not sad, just that she’s cold cuz she just came from outside. wanted to warm up. Talk about the hair band she’s wearing on the top of her head, and say that it makes her look innocent (obvi implying that I know she’s not innocent). Some chit chat about her nationality. Traveling. She’s mixed Irish never been to Ireland but wants to visit. Ask about logistics. She lives far from here, and came with her sister who is outside talking to some guys. I ask her what’s her favorite bar. She tells me. I don’t think I told her mine, but she tells me how often she blacks out. She was 21, and mostly up to that point would just drink 4Lokos to get tipsy. (as previously mentioned, during this time I also talked about the new years open bar thing) Asked her what’s her craziest bar story. She tells me how she remembers this one time she was drinking and then she put her thing down, the next thing she remembers is waking up in this motel with this guy who was in his 30s. but didn’t ****). Ask her what’s the oldest guy she’s been with? she said 23 when she was 19. So she asks me what about my craziest story. Ok. Let’s back up for a second cuz I left out some information.
Somewhere after I approached this girl, her sister came in from outside. we talked to each other and I did the RSDMax thing where I’ll talk about some of the things my girl said about her friend, and then repeat it back to her. So that it shows she’s comfortable with me cuz she’s revealed this info about her (I talked about how I know she’s Irish and wants to visit Ireland and something else that I’m forgetting at the moment). There’s this other guy who then starts talking to her. So I turn my attention back to my girl. My girl reveals that she’s studying to be a graphic designer. I get her to show me her instagram so that she reveals some of the artwork she’s done on one of them designer apps for school. I notice in one of them she’s got something where she drew something with chip skylark in it. Talk about what’s her fav show growing up? she tells me about this show I don't know about. Her sister overhears. Then gets back in the conversation. She reveals to me that her sister (my girl), designed the tattoo she has. and designed her own tattoo too. I get them to tell me where on their body are they at. Then I tell them about mine. I take off my down jacket and show them. They ask what it means. I say I can’t tell them cuz they're too innocent. My girl takes off her hand band as compliance hoop so that I tell her (didn’t ask her to but yeah) but I don’t. Just further intrigue bait it with talking about my trip to Serbia (do you guys know where’s Serbia? well I was there 2 years ago, and as I’m leaving the airport the security guy who ask people random questions to try and trip people up asks me what my tat says? I tell him and he says that’s a Stalin quote. And I like does this guy think I’m a communist spy or something lol. cuz he says Belgrade isn’t somewhere where people normally go for vacation/tourists ****). Only I don’t think I told them it was Stalin. Just said it was a bad guy. So had them guess which bad guy, they started with hitler. I said close, and then they were able to guess it was Stalin. Anyway yeah at some point I leave them for a bit (don’t remember why). to go to the bar. I turn around and comment on this other guy’s camel jacket. Ask him if he got it from J.Crew? He says, no and that it's more expensive. Ask him if he’s seen a girl he likes. He likes the sister of my girl. So I go in with him. my new temp wing. approach the guy myself. So that he’ll talk to the sister as I’m distracting him. but he doesn’t go in lol. I get back out of the set talk to him a bit. then go back to get to my girl. only now she’s surrounded by two guys talking to them. The move I do is, cuz she was sitting at the table and they were standing there hovering, I tap the guy on the shoulder, and say excuse me i just gotta get in there, he’s says sure. Not knowing that I did that, so that i would sit down to her left at the table then talk to her. leaving him out. cuz she’s now facing me. the guys bounce. and it looks like my temp wing finally started talking to the sister. Ok now lets go back to where she asks me what about my craziest story.
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