thefonz
Master Don Juan
Let me just preface by saying I wish to god GGTW and Shezz were on this board more often cus recently this place has been run by people who have no interest in self improvement. So this one's for you guys, I wish you were still here.
So I showed up at my buddies house after work (not looking my best) and theres basically 6 guys and 2 girls. One of which was clearly all over my buddy J. I'm feeling pretty tired and J invites me to sit next to HB7. This was a pretty good crowd of guys for social proof, no hostility and lots of talking up about eachother. I start trying to talk to HB7 and she's clearly a little turned off by me. I let a few things slip out of my mouth that I probably shouldn't have said but whatever, i'd rather have that than not talk. I'm showing alot of non-attachment and basically just trying to keep talking. Other guys are flirting with her, grabbing her etc. but I'm just laying low cus the night is long and I just need to let them burn out.
I guess it worked out cus eventually I found out that HB7 grew up in the same town as I did and that was a major turn on for her. I also found out she was a huge Tool fan like myself :cheer: . We talked about all the shows we went to and Maynard's crossdressing outfits. These 2 things helped the most. Another buddy was really trying to ****block me by calling me a terrorist and such but I laughed it off everytime and went with it. I use to hate that reference but I've learned to adopt it. **** it, life's too short.
Eventually there were 5 of us left. Us 3 guys and the 2 girls. One was already claimed so I had to step it up. Honestly, I said alot of stupid things here. I tried applying kino by using some fake choking stuff and said something about how my new thing is trying to choke girls for fun. She was kinda freaked out by this and started yelling for help but I apologized and changed the subject. This was a close. That's usually a hit or miss line and this time I almost blew it.
Eventually we all get to the lake and the water is ****in warm and the air is perfect. We all strip and jump in but the other guy decides he doesn't wanna go in. I tell HB7 to swim to the dock and she agrees. We start talking about random **** and I realize something, she's topless
If thats not an IOI I don't know what is. I don't jump on her immediately I sort of pace it with lite talking and humor while subtley moving closer. In the middle of the convo I walk up behind her and start kissing her neck. She's into it. So we start making out. She's into it. Heavy petting ensues, we strip off and start intertwining making out and fingering. eventually she climbs on top of me and we go to town for 30 minutes at 3am on a lake dock while our friends on shore watch from afar. Except for the other guy who left. We walked home and I grabbed her number before getting to bed and curing my bad hangover.
The guy who left leaves me a voicemail this morning saying how the whole night was an effort for HIM to hookup with that chick, and I feel bad. I'll play damage control today. Whatever, good times.
Overall: I need to be careful of what I say, stay non-attached, and keep talking most importantly. Social gatherings are not the time and place to get lost in your thoughts. It keeps you in the present.
So I showed up at my buddies house after work (not looking my best) and theres basically 6 guys and 2 girls. One of which was clearly all over my buddy J. I'm feeling pretty tired and J invites me to sit next to HB7. This was a pretty good crowd of guys for social proof, no hostility and lots of talking up about eachother. I start trying to talk to HB7 and she's clearly a little turned off by me. I let a few things slip out of my mouth that I probably shouldn't have said but whatever, i'd rather have that than not talk. I'm showing alot of non-attachment and basically just trying to keep talking. Other guys are flirting with her, grabbing her etc. but I'm just laying low cus the night is long and I just need to let them burn out.
I guess it worked out cus eventually I found out that HB7 grew up in the same town as I did and that was a major turn on for her. I also found out she was a huge Tool fan like myself :cheer: . We talked about all the shows we went to and Maynard's crossdressing outfits. These 2 things helped the most. Another buddy was really trying to ****block me by calling me a terrorist and such but I laughed it off everytime and went with it. I use to hate that reference but I've learned to adopt it. **** it, life's too short.
Eventually there were 5 of us left. Us 3 guys and the 2 girls. One was already claimed so I had to step it up. Honestly, I said alot of stupid things here. I tried applying kino by using some fake choking stuff and said something about how my new thing is trying to choke girls for fun. She was kinda freaked out by this and started yelling for help but I apologized and changed the subject. This was a close. That's usually a hit or miss line and this time I almost blew it.
Eventually we all get to the lake and the water is ****in warm and the air is perfect. We all strip and jump in but the other guy decides he doesn't wanna go in. I tell HB7 to swim to the dock and she agrees. We start talking about random **** and I realize something, she's topless
If thats not an IOI I don't know what is. I don't jump on her immediately I sort of pace it with lite talking and humor while subtley moving closer. In the middle of the convo I walk up behind her and start kissing her neck. She's into it. So we start making out. She's into it. Heavy petting ensues, we strip off and start intertwining making out and fingering. eventually she climbs on top of me and we go to town for 30 minutes at 3am on a lake dock while our friends on shore watch from afar. Except for the other guy who left. We walked home and I grabbed her number before getting to bed and curing my bad hangover.The guy who left leaves me a voicemail this morning saying how the whole night was an effort for HIM to hookup with that chick, and I feel bad. I'll play damage control today. Whatever, good times.
Overall: I need to be careful of what I say, stay non-attached, and keep talking most importantly. Social gatherings are not the time and place to get lost in your thoughts. It keeps you in the present.