FIELD REPORT: multiple lay reports from Chicago
Tyler, Orion, Sickboy, and I each took different vehicles from the Westin O’hare to downtown Chicago for the workshop. Excalibur and White Star were didn’t have any sets tonight so we decided to bring all the students to a nightclub called the Leg Room. It’s probably the best place in Chicago on Sunday nights as it was full of hotties. One of the students couldn’t get into the club as he didn’t have an ID so I took him to the street.
After 5 minutes of walking down the street from the club, we see a hottie brunette walking into an apartment building. StudentBob and I was told about a large club called 720 and we going to walk by it or check out some Irish pubs that don’t card at the door. So since we didn’t know any directions, I found this a perfect opportunity to use this as an excuse to open.
I go by the locked glass apartment door she just walked into and see this brunette babe that looks a lot like Lara Croft. I start making signs with my hands through the glass window as if I am juggling balls and facial expressions as if I am confused. TombRaiderChick sees me unlocks the door and opens it as she is curious about what I am doing.
Papa: Hey. We are looking for the 720 club. Could you tell us where it is?
TombRaiderChick: Sure. [gives us directions]
Papa: Cool. [Papa does mini pivot takeaway] Wait. Naaaaaah. [mini pivot as if I am leaving and then turn back to her]. Wait. [looks at wing, Bob] Maybe we should ask her. Hmmm. Ok. [facing TombRaiderChick and then a mini pivot] I dunno. Well, let’s see. My friend and I are having a debate. We need a female opinion.
TombRaiderChick: Sure. What’s up???
So I go into the jealous girlfriend opener and then say that the girl burned the pictures. She gives a gaping wide-mouthed face as if she just gave a blow job to King Kong. And I do the C VS U routine after telling her she looks like she has a cartoon Britney mouth and explain why. She laughs her ass off. I spent the next 45 minutes doing push-pull, C&F David D style routines, and explain how Bob’s not having an ID pushed us to the streets.
Papa: Oh, wow! I am starving. Hey, come get some food with us.
TombRaiderChick: I’m not hungry.
Papa: Cool. Then you can watch me eat my food. [back turn to girl and faces wing, Bob] What kind of food do you want, bro?
TombRaiderChick: [turns me around] Actually, I could really use a coffee. But just one coffee.
Papa: [holding out arm like a teapot and then she grabs it and walks outside with us as I throw her arm down and hold her hand] Let’s go.
TombRaiderChick: [stops] Wait. I am in my pajamas and I got my bags here. Are you serious?
Papa: Put your bags upstairs. Do yourself up and then come right down.
TombRaiderChick: Ok. [she goes upstairs]
Bob and I talk about the game and he is amazed as he has never seen a street pickup before that converts immediately into a venue-change or instant date. He is concerned about if she is going to flake as he is so shocked. I am sure that she’ll come down as I have down venue-changes with chicks at almost every workshops and it’s obvious that she is attracted to me. Sure enough, she comes down 10 minutes later.
Papa: This will keep you safe. [I hold out my arm and we walk arm and arm down the street].
We get to a trendy coffee shop with rock music. For the next 3 hours, Bob watches me run hardcore comfort-building stories, push/pull, flirting, higher-value routines, and playful kino. Damn, I wish I recorded the audio on this one for the boys. Throughout the set, I go back and forth between engaging the girl and explaining to Bob right in front of her what I am doing. (ie “Now I shift into rapport and drop C&F”).
Some of the themes I focus on when I’m gaming chicks are fun, imagination, creativeness, intelligence (or anything that would convey higher value), and a good sense of humor. I think I am remembering less and less of my stories for field reports as I get more into the game. All of my comfort-building material is spontaneous and I forget much of it due to it being used only once. Some of the themes I talked about are:
- How I spoke in front of 200 people at a psychology seminar today and I was so nervous that I thought every word I said made me sound baaaaaaaad. [this discloses vulnerabilities]
- How my PUA buddies do crazy things [and I talk about them with their internet names by saying that they are their promoter names; ie my promoter name is Papa]
- Ant Farm Routine variation with a disclosure of how we have very little time on the planet to live. [to create fear of loss]
- I used to make popup cards for my family [and tell her how it’s people who can find the simplest things in life creative that are truly cool and special, and get her to disclose similar stories]
- Romance Novels Routine [talking about the romantic hero]
- Evolution Kiss Close Routine [girls love it and I am doing this in every set this month]
- Spinning stories off of Project Hollywood [creative higher value and social proof]
- Talking about the ideal European Vacaction [doing future adventure projections and relating to places that we’ve both traveled to in Europe]
- Talking about where people should meet [explaining social dynamics]
- Talking about how men and women communicate differently [throwing in jokes about how girls are so emotional]
At 2am, the coffeeshop was closing and I got a call from Christophe. Since my phone was dying, I had the babe return Christophe’s call and tell him that we’ll meet up with him later. We walk back to her apartment and Christophe showed up. Since I needed to do debrief, I skipped the lay for the night and left with Bob and Christophe to McDonald’s to meet up with the students.
We meet up with the crew of students and instructors for the Royal Command Mini-Workshop. It was a super-quick, but highly content focused debrief. All the instructors went around and talked about what happened. Tyler had a hottie Indian chick with him that he picked up earlier in the week. After telling everyone about my experience, Tyler and the boys talk about Leg Room.
At Leg Room, Tyler got the phone number of a girl that might be Miss Illinois. He also gamed up a super hottie while she was with her chumpish male friend pushed him away because of jealousy. Tyler just stood back laughing at the guy while the chump’s friends held the guy back from fighting. Simultaneously, Tyler reached with a pen and paper to hand to the girl over the chump that was being held back from trying to stop him. The girl gave him the phone number and asked Tyler to please call her as she really wanted to talk to Tyler again. This gave Tyler massive social proof as while this whole thing was happening, the Indian girl that Tyler had picked-up earlier had arrived and she witnessed the whole thing. After talking about the students’ sets, Tyler took his girl back to her place, and I headed back to the hotel with the students.
After a couple hours, Tyler comes back to the hotel suite with his girl. Everyone else is sleeping, but I’m typing on the computer on the desk by the bathroom. Tyler immediately sees this and drags his girl into the bathroom and tells her that she needs to wash her feet and takes a shower. I hear lots of noise and the sounds of a belt and clothes being thrown around. The girl was saying that she didn’t want to kiss Tyler, but he still ****ed her.
I guess that goes to show it to you, boys. Sex is not something that necessarily requires kissing first. I go downstairs and talk to some of the boys that were up late night about the night. I met a lot of cool guys during the weekend and convinced many of them to get active in our small community through the various boards, lair list groups, and newsletters since over 95% of the people didn’t know anything about the scene.
Monday:
At about 6am, I go to sleep, and I wake up at 11:30am to debrief Tyler and go to the airport. However, because I woke up so late, I arrived with only 30 minutes before the flight so the airplane people said that I’d have to catch a later flight. Well, I was thinking about the hottie I picked up yesterday and how much I really want to lay her, so I decided to stay an extra night. I go back to the hotel, but everyone left so I got a room at the W.
I call the TombRaiderChick and have her meet me at my hotel after lunchtime. Then we go downtown to the bank, her apartment, the coffeeshop, and catch a movie, The Matrix 3. We end the evening back at my place, the W suite, for drinks (but we didn’t have any drinks), just sex. I was so turned on by the chick that it lasted less than 15 minutes before I came and I’m wondering if Viagara helps. We made plans to party and she left.
Tuesday:
I caught an early morning flight back to LA and right now I’m in O’hare airport at a burrito stand drinking a virgin strawberry margarita and getting ready to party it up tonight back in LA. I’m planning to also write up a field report of my summer journey tonight after bartime. It was an amazing weekend full of fun and great to see my crew of pickup-artists and bring more people into the crew. I love these pickup gatherings.
