"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LR: Getting Pissed off at old friends and finding new ones

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So alright, I'll do the time line. This new girl is a girl that I have been friends with for two years. we have been friends on and off.

Wednesday - My good female friend that I have known as long as I dated my ex was talking with me on AIM about stuff and Convo Time:
Her: "How are you and ex doing?"
Me: "Yeah... about that."
Her: "What?"
Me: "We broke up a little while ago."
Her: "Really? You really loved her. How you taking it."
Me: "Yeah, I'm taking it alright. Just taking it day by day."
Her: "Yeah, I remember hanging out with her a lot when Doug and I still dated."
Me: "Yeah that was a long time ago."
Her: "If your free on Thursday or Saturday and Sunday, I have days off and I will make you feel a lot better ;-)"
Me: " O:) "

At this time, a mutual friend between ex and me IM'ed me. Convo Time:
Him: "Hey..."
Me: "What's up."
Him: "Got a question for you."
Me: "Ok, shoot"
Him: "You know your ex is single nowadays?"
Me: "Yeah, supposedly."
Him: "Well do you mind me going after her since you have been single."
Me: "Hahaha, ok man stop playing."
Him: "No, I'm serious."
Me: "Your a good friend of mine, This is against the man code. Please don't"
Him: "Well thats for her to decide."
Me: *angry* "Later"

I proceed back to my IM with Girl A and convo Time:
Me: "When did you say that you had off?"
Her: "Tomorrow."
Me: "Give me your address"
Her: *gives address*
Me: "Thanks, after my workout, I'm heading out to come see you."
Her: "Sweetness :-D"

Thursday - I go workout for half an hour and then leave for her house. I get there around noon.

We start watching the movie "Superbad" and are laying on her bed. The house is empty and I put my arm down on the pillow, she lays into the pillow with my arm. We get closer and closer during the movie, about halfway through the movie, I make my move. I lean over, kiss her, and then heavy makeout session starts less then an 1.5 hours after meeting up with her.

We decide to go meet up with her friends later that night to go bowling. I go to the bathroom in the cramped little apartment of her best friend. Convo Time:
Friend: "Wow... He's good looking. He is a lot better then all the other friends that you have brought over."
Girl A: "Yeah I know. He sure is cute. I want to see him some more."
Me: *walks out*

We all decide to go bowling with a group of eight people. I'm chatting up all the friends. I finally refind something that I hadn't had for quite a bit of time. I refound happiness :)

We go back to her friends house after bowling night and we are upstairs. her same friend has to go downstairs with everyone else. She looks at both of us, "Why don't you two stay up here and make out or something." we did.

Then we go back home and make out, but she keeps up this good girl routine. "No, I'm a good girl" , "You better stop, my bad girl is on vacation." , "She won't be back for five days or so." and so on and so forth.

I knew that was bull**** because of how long I knew her for. So we continue to talk and i ask her, Convo Time:
Me: "How long has it been since you had sex last?"
Her: "ten months about..."
Me: "Wow..."
her: "and how long has it been for you?"
Me: "Lets see here, three days ago. Ex came by to visit."
Her: "Lucky bastard."
Me: "If that 'good girl' would let the bad girl come out to play, I could fix that."
Her: "Give me a couple of days to get to know you."
Me: "Bring me that tongue."

Make out session ensues. we go to bed.

Thursday - Stay down at her place and visit old hang out spots. She goes to work, nothing eventful.

Friday - She takes a shower and I am on the computer. She walks back in the room and I go over to her, put my hand on her ass and Convo Time:
Me: "Damn nice ass."
Her: "Yeah I know..."
Me: "Pants are tight and I can barely put my hand down those pants."
Her: "They are easier if I take them off."
Me: ":-D"
Her: *proceeds to bed* "Bad girl is back from vacation."
Me: "Alright." *we strip down and start going at it hot and heavy*

Halfway through our various activities, we hear our roommates run out the building because we are being too loud :p Damn screamers

We last for a forty-five minutes and I finish up. I ask her when she can see me again, She looks at her schedule, and says "How about next friday night, Saturday, and Sunday?" We agree and I leave for home and work.

All is well that ends well

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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stats on the girl:

Height: 5'8" tall
Weight: 110 lbs
Hair Color: Red Head
Ethnicity: Irish
Glasses?: Yes
Good in Bed: :cheer:

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*tips hat*

You the man.

"Bring me that tongue..."

I have SO got to use that.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You dating a ginger? She's a daywalker? Watch out, don't let her bite you, or you'll get gingeritis aswell :eek:!

The only thing that can save you now I putting a stake in her heart mate :mad:, or in the ginger who infected her!







Gratz on the lay :up:
 
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