"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Supremo

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Well boys, the title says it all. Today on March 28, 2008 your very own Supremo lost his virginity.

This isn't an actual Lay Report with juicy details, but I feel the right to brag a little.

Thanks to all who posted to my questions, and that's it.

"So I went with the flow
It went better than I planned
Finally found somethin better than cumming in my hand
They say you *** twice the first time,
and now I understand,
I came once inside of her,
then I became a man."
-Murs "Freak These Tales"

Supremo
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lol... Congrats, pal! ;)
 

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*applauds* Nice work bro.

No details at all? :p
 

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SinJester said:
No details at all? :p
Aight well here's a couple, only since I mislead people by the title.
-It was both our first times, so it really hurt her at first but then after like 20 minutes she was kind of getting into it.
-I now know why people don't like condoms. It actually took work for me to finish.
-We did missionary the whole time, and it was just not at all what I expected, kind of hard to do.
-Even though my room was cold, after like 2 minutes we were both extremely sweaty and after about 10 minutes she took the covers off (sweet).

I dunno, what else do you guys want to know?
 

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Hmmm how long have you known her?
In the long run will this be a cherished experience?
Was it fun for you?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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congratulations, good for you. It sounds like you did very well for a first time.

fwiw, next time spend that 20 minutes getting her ready with your hands first. Take your time, go slow, until she is wet and begging. Every gf I've ever had tells me that guys are always in too big of a rush.

Fvcking, fighting, and dancing all share the same single most important criteria, the difference between doing it well and doing it poorly - hip movement. Move your hips.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Supremo said:
Well boys, the title says it all. Today on March 28, 2008 your very own Supremo lost his virginity.

This isn't an actual Lay Report with juicy details, but I feel the right to brag a little.

Thanks to all who posted to my questions, and that's it.

"So I went with the flow
It went better than I planned
Finally found somethin better than cumming in my hand
They say you *** twice the first time,
and now I understand,
I came once inside of her,
then I became a man."
-Murs "Freak These Tales"

Supremo
Congradulations, but; I have to ask...

Above you said you came once inside of her?! I hope you didn't bust a nut inside of the b!tch to get her pregnat!! Even when I am wearing a condom I never bust in the condom while inside her. I'm getting my d!ck the fvck out! :crackup:

Anyways Congrats. to your success!

OOPS! my bad I didn't pay attention good enough to see that you were quoting someone
 

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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Congradulations, but; I have to ask...

Above you said you came once inside of her?! I hope you didn't bust a nut inside of the b!tch to get her pregnat!! Even when I am wearing a condom I never bust in the condom while inside her. I'm getting my d!ck the fvck out! :crackup:

Anyways Congrats. to your success!

OOPS! my bad I didn't pay attention good enough to see that you were quoting someone
haha, I think he just got that from somebody else.

Edit: Didn't see you corrected yourself.

Hey....how do you delete a post? lol
 

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Stacks Of Terror said:
Hmmm how long have you known her? Known her since high school started, didn't start dating til this year though
In the long run will this be a cherished experience? Fo sho, first time for both of us
Was it fun for you? Is this even a real question?
ARrocket said:
So, how did you lead up to this?Just fooling around in my room, and I grabbed a condom and said "Lets only do this if we're both ready, I want this to be something you're gonna wake up in the morning, still feeling the rush, and smile." A little spinoff of something I read on Mystery's LMR busters, not that I really needed it.
Bible_Belt said:
fwiw, next time spend that 20 minutes getting her ready with your hands first. Take your time, go slow, until she is wet and begging. Every gf I've ever had tells me that guys are always in too big of a rush. Yeah man there was plenty of foreplay. I mean, she was ready but since it was her first time that's why it hurt I'm guessing. Wouldn't know, I'm not a girl
It was a great first experience for sure. She's coming over tomorrow again, so yeah. I'm planning on just taking it slow and make sure she gets "worked in" for lack of a better term until she enjoys it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I didn't mean how you lead up to it as in right before....I wasn't aware that you two were dating already. That explains that.
 

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niiiiiice

good work bro, my gf and i recently lost ours aswell, though i would have preferred it if we waited till marriage

we promised not to have sex till then, but for now i'm happy with oral and being jerked off ^^
it's a hell of a lot better than masturbation that's for sure jajaja
:cheer:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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