"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LR: "Divine Intervention"

LeviathanIYG

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Best date of the year guys some of you might remember my FR: "Divine Intervention"

I met her at the movies last night for our first date:

Her: Hiiiiiii (she kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Hey watsup?
Her: Nothing much you?
Me: Same
Her: So what are we watching?
Me: Saw 2
Her: Nooooooo that’s to scary
Me: DW I’ll protect you (put my arm around her)
Her: (giggles) so how was your day?
Me: Great
Her: what did you do?
Me: Oh I was pretty busy


Blah Blah Blah, We reach the ticket booth I offer to buy her a ticket. Now I don’t usually buy tickets but with this girl the impression I was getting made me think it was ok.

Her: Noooo I can buy my own ticket
Me: OK if you’re so rich buy mine to


She was shocked; she didn’t know what to do. I think that she thought it would be rude to say no so she just bought it.

Me: Thanks

Some more meaningless convo and we go into the movie. As soon as we sit-down she lifts up the arm rest (the arm rests lifts up joining 2 seats together) and she moves in close to me. I was too interested in watching the movie by the way it’s a great movie it builds up a lot of tension. She was putting on some kino in the scary parts grabbing me and sh*t but I wasn’t paying much attention. I hate it when you take a chick to the movies and she try’s to f**kign distract you DAMN B*TCH I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE. Anyway we get out of the movie and:

Me: Did you like it?
Her: No
Me: Hahaha next time we will watch a love story
Her: (smiles)


Cut a long story short we went grabbed some coffee I used heaps of kino and a tiny bit of C&F she was all over me. I walk her back to her car, I was using heavy kino lower back, neck we get to the car and I push her up against it. I put my hands palm down on the car either side of her and I move my head close, our eyes connect, I lower my voice:

Me: You smell soooooooo good
Her: (leans in and kisses me)


And the rest well I wont go into detail……………………..but im sure you guys get the idea.

Pickup to Lay in a few days, I am the sh*t.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BrotherAP

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Awesome, awesome progression

To think this started with a stray cell phone sliding across the floor

Your introduction was great. Phone convo great. The date went (obviously) great.

What could you possibly have us tell you at this point?

Best I can offer - if you can find a way to be this effective WITHOUT divine intervention, you'll be doing jusstt fine


BrotherAP :D
 

Swoop

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Levi, the Jedi Council has decided to promote you to Master Jedi. Your first duty is to continue to post field reports and help the newbie jedis, such as myself.

Well done!
 

LeviathanIYG

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Np's il post more FR's as soon as they come in. I think i might have a good one tomorrow.

Thanks boys

Catch use later im going out now.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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SamePendo

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What can I say?

DIVINE!
 

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A fart in the face to those who posted that your initial convo seemed too canned :D
 
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