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From http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/showthread.php?t=187
Docs @ [url said:http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/showthread.php?t=187]I[/url] harp on CF&F for a real ****ing good reason. For one, girls love to flirt. Two, if you're a little bit of a ****y son of a *****, and three, make her laugh.
Those THREE things alone are just about as close as you can get to having the goddamn key to success. So, let me begin. This girl, we'll call her... HBDeadBirdGirl, she works at a restaurant I deliver for. Well, I was called to pick up an order, and I have to wait 10 minutes for the order to come up. So, she asks me for a ride, and I'm like sure, whatever, just letting you know I might not be heading that way anytime soon. What's on the wall? One order going south, one east, and one west to where she lives. I pick the south and east since they work together, and she wants a ride anyways. Sure, whatever. It's 5pm
So, she's in my truck, so I start up some small talk, because I don't really know this girl. Made her laugh a few times, she tells me stories about her crazy Xs? Sure, whatever right? Well, I'm dropping off my deliveries, and I get a call to pick up a dog and deliver that., Well, we really hit common ground there, wondering what kind of dog it was. We get the dog, it sits on her lap (and they said 'puppy'? right...). We get the puppy off, I get another food order and 2 kitty cats are in front of the house, so I take the time to give them some attention. I come back in the truck, and she said I'm a really cool guy, and it's such a good thing I like animals and she also mentioned I'm really mature for my age. Hmm.
Well, NOW I get another food call, and I drop that, and I get a call to deliver some auto parts to a town half an hour away. She says she'll tag along for that run, and then I can drop her off, so sure. I get some Wendys for me and her, and we hit the road.
So, we hit the road, and she's the first girl I've met that'll try to get trucks to honk their horns, so she was amused by that. We drop off the parts, and we're heading back, and I think of the most grand idea.
I bet you, that if you kiss me, I owe you a date, and if I kiss you, you owe me a date.
Well, I ended up kissing her doing about 120km/h, passing cars and ****. Oops. So, we're coming back into town, and she suggests this.
"You want me to hang out some more? All i have to do is put my dog out"
Oh sure, whatever. So we hit her home, she takes the dog out, we kiss again, we head back out to do more deliveries. Did a few more, and I get ANOTHER call out to that town. Well, I got that part, and we head out. She gets REAL comfy (welcome to the smartness of a small truck with a bucket seat). I put my arm across her, and she snuggles right into me and half naps as I drive. Drop off the part, somewhere during all this time I told her I was going to the bar tonight, so she asks if she could be my 'date' to the bar.
Sure, whatever. So we go to her house, she gets all dressed up sexy (add in makeout on her bed), we hit my place, I shower and get dressed, and we walk to the bar. Ran into one of the mates on the street, he double takes at whoa, he's gotta girl. I introduce them both, he's heading to another bar for a second, so we hit the bar we were going into and find the rest of the crew. Introductions, eyeballs rolling, the 'wow docssys!'
So, to sum up this night quickly, dancing started off cleanly. As the drinks went down, it got worse and worse. Add in very drunk mate slipping in and having a triple grind out session, titty rubbing, me and her making out, getting frisky, etc. They leave around last call, she says to me 'So, I guess it's just me and you now eh?'
Sure, whatever! It gets bad now. We go dirty on each other, very aggressive grinding, teasing, sharing drinks, at one point during the night, I licked her breasts because some of a Corona got spilt, and I shoved another bottle of Corona in between her tits and got her to lean forward. Boo-Yah.
So, the bar closes, we head out. I'm near ****ed at this point, I can't stand straight, but neither can she, so we hit Burger King for a bite to eat...I eat only like half the burger, and watched 4 cops kick out a wheelchaired guy. We stumble home, make out in the middle of the road (she said she does those things while drunk, sure, whatever!), we get home, I put my pjs on, and we lie down, and I start pre-sex routine, kissing all around. She starts getting all worked up, and tells me 'Where's your condoms?' What's the time now? 330am?
Well, I go get one, and continue pre-sex, she gets the pjs off quicky (damn silk ><), I professionally unsnap her bra (mmmm she says). I head down after a while and suck on her **** while fingering her, and eventually she puts on the condom and I slide in. She wants to **** hard. We **** hard.
And then I got limp ><. ****! She tries to revive me, and I keep her entertained, but she tires out quickly and we stop. Slept for a hour and a half, had a very cruel 40 minutes to get out of bed, still completely smashed. Had a shower, got dressed (while falling all over the place), dropped her off and went to work.
Note to self: Alcohol + No sleep + 10 hours = Best ****ing night this summer yet.
Note to RWC: There, see. I pull. I know what I'm doing. Please stop trying to bash my un-sexiness =)
Oh yeah, I guess I should include this. 3 month boyfriend. Oops.
