"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lower Class don't know their place

Burroughs

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I am all for calling a hambeast a hambeast

But if said hambeast has money in her snout I might flatter her and say she should think about being a 'plus size' model :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Burroughs said:
still living in your car then I see.

@Tony u mad tough guy :)...

Seriously (.)(.)s is right its the same 2-3 faggots who come out to talk Sh1t...that's cool though you make me smile.
Lol the irony...

"Keep your opinions to yourself....faggots"

Haha
 

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bish0p said:
Damn, you're like some crazy ***** stalking the man. Get off his nuts lol
lol the irony

get off my nuts bishop

don't be a faggot :):):)
 

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I think it's wrong for the waiters to do that, but this case is one of those "couldn't have happened to nicer people". I mean, nicer hambeasts.
 

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Burroughs said:
lol the irony

get off my nuts bishop

don't be a faggot :):):)
Ah you were the guy I said that too...I remember now.

Anyways, stop being being so uppity and know your place, boy!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Burroughs

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bish0p said:
Anyways, stop being being so uppity and know your place, boy!
My place is to own people like you :up:

and since you called me 'boy' i'm going to call you sambo

don't get uppity about it :)
 

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Burroughs said:
My place is to own people like you :up:

and since you called me 'boy' i'm going to call you sambo

don't get uppity about it :)
You'll have to forgive me, but I'm having a hard time imagining someone who is "upper class" like yourself posting on an internet board about how to get women.

Something tells me you won't be owning anyone in this lifetime....but it's just a hunch.
 

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Burroughs said:
My place is to own people like you :up:

and since you called me 'boy' i'm going to call you sambo

don't get uppity about it :)

I think that the false persona that you create on here burroughs, indicates that in the real world you are a peevish, insecure little man.

I have to work with retarded posh boys like you, and bring them to heel...these are tall handsome quite confident posh boys who get all insecure in front of me in case i steal thee wife......you would be truly fvcked if we ever met u dwarf mvtha fvckin FAGGOT
 

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** sees that the usual faggots like Tony are poor and unemployed **

leaves satisfied
 
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