"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Low Quality Girls Are Mad Fuking Annoying, How Do I GEt Rid Of Them?

BBX

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I have countless ugs infatuated with me and its becomming to the point where their ****blocks whith me getting with other girls. So now that all the internal sh.t with acting afc around girls is destroyed, I now have ugs getting in the way of my game.

Like im sitting in class and im flirting with this girl and im playing with her hair and all a fukin sudden some big o' ug i'm not even friends with is like HI BBX HI BBX HI BBX. And its a ****block and the girl im flirting with then just becomes a ***** to me its like grrr.

And then I get ugs that are too nervous to really say much to me in school so they try to flirt with me over aim, its mad fuking creepy. HOW DO I GET THESE ANNOYING ASS UGLY GIRLS OFF OF ME?

Now I know why hot girls are total bit<hes, they have to be.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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tr0ublemaker

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just tell them, man..quit being a straight up b!tch

"hey, i'm trying to make major moves over here, but you're getting in the way..could you ease off when i'm spitting game?"
 

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BBX said:
I have countless ugs infatuated with me and its becomming to the point where their ****blocks whith me getting with other girls. So now that all the internal sh.t with acting afc around girls is destroyed, I now have ugs getting in the way of my game.

Like im sitting in class and im flirting with this girl and im playing with her hair and all a fukin sudden some big o' ug i'm not even friends with is like HI BBX HI BBX HI BBX. And its a ****block and the girl im flirting with then just becomes a ***** to me its like grrr.

And then I get ugs that are too nervous to really say much to me in school so they try to flirt with me over aim, its mad fuking creepy. HOW DO I GET THESE ANNOYING ASS UGLY GIRLS OFF OF ME?

Now I know why hot girls are total bit<hes, they have to be.

lol date the ug's. then go after thier hot friends. lol but foreal, jus tell them to **** off and that u dont like them. or jus ignore them
 

BBX

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lmao some of them dont get the picture and ignoring them dosent work, im just gonna have to tell them off, lol i feel so powerful doing it, i kinda already did.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Doe Boii

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you could use ugs as advantages, like treat them real nice (as friends) and girls will see that you are sweet toward women and that will help you out w/ the game...as for the ****blockin let em know ur not interested in em, and not to interfere when ur talkin w/ other girls.
 

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use it to your advantage, next time one comes up to you like that when your flirting with a girl your interested in say with a grin on your face "Hey UG can't you see im trying to score with HB9...your always blowing it for me"

both girls will laugh and it will show the HB that your sexually interested in her
 

The Real Ice Man

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Just tell the undesirables that they're being ****blocks right in front of the girl you're trying to game. Everyone will have a good laugh.
 
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