"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Low on testosterone? Have a need for it Immediately? Read on.

MuayThai

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John_Galt said:
Lifting weights lowers your testosterone. What the hell do you think your body uses when you're lifting those weights? Pick up an anatomy book.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/par56.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/...ve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14600561&dopt=Abstract

Testosterone and growth hormone (GH) concentrations were significantly elevated from Pre (before) at IP(during), 20P(20 mins after), and 40P(40mins) in both LI and HI.
:crackup: :crackup:

I don't think you need testosterone.

The idiots on this board like to throw around terms like testosterone, to make their bullsh*t philosophies sound more alpha. You don't need testosterone.
You are a fag. Enjoy your AIDS.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Without testostrone a man becomes femininzed, depressed has lack of muscle tone and starts acting like a sis and wants to wear womens panties and bra's and feel they are women stuck in men bodies and then feel they need a sex change operation.

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I swear to God I have tears in my eyes. :cry:

Lifting weights lowers testosterone ? :whistle:

" Why do you need testosterone to sarge?
After the gym is great for picking-up because you feel GOOD! "

DUUUh ! You feel good cuz of the rise of testosterone ! :crackup:

The problem with people is they see testosterone as some mystical force. Testosterone affects the way we think, look, act, communicate, smell, sh*t, have sex... pretty much everything.

Has nothing to do with women ? HAH ! It affects everything we do.

Higher testosterone = Higher confidence.
Low testosterone = Lower confidence

And that ain't no philosophy. It's just the way it is.
 
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