"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost it in Cambodia

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I have a Cambodian secretary that works at my office and she's like a hb9 or something. She's into dancing and stuff that I'm not into, but she's very flirty. Now, I do not know how to game her, but once she told me she was single and asked for my age, but I made no moves on her like ask her out or anything like that.

I'm going to ask her out for lunch or something next week and post a field report. She always goes out for lunch, I'm going to find out where she goes and really go heavy on her. Just for kicks. I already have a gf and I dont think I'll be able to do this, but if I do...then...

Let me show you what a real field report with this hb9 is going to look like when I'm through with her next week. She's well-to-do and drives an expensive car (possibly a lease) so unless she digs my looks and approach, I dont stand much of a chance, but here goes......
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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