"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lost Iphone: About Find mu iphone

BraddH

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Hey guys, so i cant understand why my Find My Iphone wont locate the Last known place. It certainly shows that the phone is offline so the network has been turned off and I can't call it either.

Should I shut down the sim? Maybe the stealer has simply made it offline, but he is calling or some stupid app. I am not good with phones. Any help is appreciated, thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Married Buried

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Your phone is gone accept it. This is why I would never buy an Iphone or any of it's ilk. I still use a cheap 30 dollar phone that can only call and text. Why do I need internet on my cell phone? I have a GPS, a desktop, laptop, and a work computer. Screw Iphone I can't stand seeing people with their face buried in the phone all the time.

Go blow another $450 on a phone, is that smart?
 

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iPhone is nice, I had two, and broke them both. I want another one lol.

You should find the phone number to call, and call them, and ask how, what, and etc. You should also go to police department and file something, that your phone is stolen. Then you should call your phone company and say that your phone is stolen.

In Russia, if phone is stolen you could go to police and file. It won't return your phone, but if someone gets caught with a stolen phone, they will get prison time. We are especially careful here, don't buy phones from hands, because if it was stolen and reported, we could get in real big trouble, excuse that you bought it off someone, won't work, they'll ask for check or that person's coordinates.

So I suggest you do what I told you, and meanwhile go buy another one. :)

Karma will get them eventually, so no worries.
 
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