"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lost an important account or date today

KneghtRyder

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Fcck ! It was miscommunication, and inexperience. I will NEVER show desperation around women again.. I still have a onitis i m working on

she looked like this :
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/ar1benz/DSC02769.jpg

i've asked a friend and she said basically said i was in the wrong 100%.

frankly, i amm pretty new to this and my inexperience pretty much showed in it sucks cause i liked this bytch ..emotionally i guess.

basically i set up a date , but i just told her ' 1st starbucks on route 101'
i though it was just assumed i was going to pick her up, but she ended up going to the starbucks.

So like 20 minutes late, i can't find the freaking starbucks. I ask her to come to burger king where i am now. She says 'lets reschedule for next week, shes tired'

THE STUPID ASS ME..shows his desperation by trying to convince her to met me since ' im on the way' , 'it'll only be like 10 mins'

she gets pissed off and finally i get her off the phone..so i m like alright i 'll give it a day or two..ends up she doesn't return my calls anymore.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oprahjimfrey

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live and learn man, making mistakes is part of getting better. Just apply what you learned to later situations.
 

Phyzzle

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Well, when I'm feeling down, I like to laugh at other people's misfortune.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
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