"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Losing it!!!

MrNoName

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im bout to **** for the first time and i just wanna know something, when i jerk off the first nut goes for about 3-5 mins but the second time gose for about 10-14 min so is it smart to bust a nut before she get here or does it really matter cause im not tryin to make it real fast my first time
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrNoName said:
im bout to **** for the first time and i just wanna know something, when i jerk off the first nut goes for about 3-5 mins but the second time gose for about 10-14 min so is it smart to bust a nut before she get here or does it really matter cause im not tryin to make it real fast my first time
i never really thought ahead like you did..but its worth a shot if you can get it up after your first nut

btw how old are you
 

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KneghtRyder said:
i never really thought ahead like you did..but its worth a shot if you can get it up after your first nut

btw how old are you
im 17
gettin it up aint da prob i jus dnt want for it to be quick
everytime i want it up it go up so i good for that part
 
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