"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Losing it!!!

MrNoName

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im bout to **** for the first time and i just wanna know something, when i jerk off the first nut goes for about 3-5 mins but the second time gose for about 10-14 min so is it smart to bust a nut before she get here or does it really matter cause im not tryin to make it real fast my first time
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KneghtRyder

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MrNoName said:
im bout to **** for the first time and i just wanna know something, when i jerk off the first nut goes for about 3-5 mins but the second time gose for about 10-14 min so is it smart to bust a nut before she get here or does it really matter cause im not tryin to make it real fast my first time
i never really thought ahead like you did..but its worth a shot if you can get it up after your first nut

btw how old are you
 

MrNoName

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KneghtRyder said:
i never really thought ahead like you did..but its worth a shot if you can get it up after your first nut

btw how old are you
im 17
gettin it up aint da prob i jus dnt want for it to be quick
everytime i want it up it go up so i good for that part
 
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