"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Loser making a move on a plate of mine...

Bible_Belt

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rum said:
How about trying to be supportive for once instead of stepping all over each other
Support what? You saying that you're better than...(drum roll, please)...him, her, this forum, anyone in the military, anyone in the South, anyone with less education, less money... The list of people who are lesser people than you is extensive indeed.

Everyone hates losing. But when you insult the guy who beat you, all it does is make you look bad. And thinking you're better than anyone else, even the Gomers of the world, is just a lie you tell yourself to coddle your own fragile ego.

I don't think you're the person you appear to be on this thread. You're probably just accustomed to winning in life, and that's made you a poor loser. Now is your chance to be a man and grow up a little.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just act distance emotionless. Control your emotions and dont chase after her.

"You two make a great couple" get it?
 
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