"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Looking for awsome accessories!

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Shapoopie

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I was trying to convince my dad to let me order a playboy wallet and keychain, but he's saying I can't buy 'em right now because he doesn't think what the bunny logo stands for is appropriate... whatever.

Do you guys know of any more appropriate items I could get? What other accessories do you guys think would be awsome? A cane? A certain hat? A pirate's eye-patch?

The name of the game is accessories - teens and up. Lets have 'em!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Are you gay? Really I think that the perfect accessories for you would be a purse with a matching cell phone case.
 
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Shapoopie

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wow... just wow... tell that to Vassago...
 
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I really want to flame you.

Anyways , the only accessory I wear is a lanyard that matches my personality. I like wearing it becuase I can always find my keys and is a easy way for girls to flirt with you by yanking it out of your pocket and playing keep away.Have some cool stuff on your keys too.

Thats how I got my first kiss form my current GF. She yanked my lanyard out of my pocket and played keep away and I asked her what I needed to do to get it back , she said I dunno and I took it as a sign and kissed her.
 
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diplomatic_lies

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How about a pink shirt and a sparkly purse?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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And LOL about your dad "not thinking that what the bunny logo stands for is appropriate".

Your family already sucks so much that you dont have a chance.
 
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Scumfrog

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go for the pirate's eye patch! :p
or a wallet that says BAD MOTHER FCUKER on it ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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