"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Looking for a good appetite suppressant

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I've tried hoodia and it doesn't seem to be very effective. Any other suggestions?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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no. but perhaps you can explain why you think you need one.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
unsweetened green tea
i drink it all the time. it really doesn't.

OP, try vinegar. a little bit of apple cider vinegar drank just before a meal. less than half a shot diluted with water.

dilute it otherwise it burns your throat and your teeth.

its suppresses appetite among other things. its also good for the body.

apple cider vinegar. the more natural, the better.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I agree with quick...

best appetite suppressant would have to be food....GOOD, HEALTHY food.
 

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I agree with quick...

best appetite suppressant would have to be food....GOOD, HEALTHY food.
While they are worrying about eating too much, we will be eating until we're stuffed full, then lifting hard and doing some HIIT.
 

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Quiksilver said:
While they are worrying about eating too much, we will be eating until we're stuffed full, then lifting hard and doing some HIIT.

haha true oh well, it still makes me laugh though that people want to lose weight by starving themselves...it's pretty laughable.
 

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j0n024 said:
haha true oh well, it still makes me laugh though that people want to lose weight by starving themselves...it's pretty laughable.
It's called a calorie deficit and that's the only way to lose weight.

Either you increase the exercise or you reduce the food. You're creating a deficit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yes I know, but like I stated earlier people and this is the keyword you didnt read...."STARVE," Themselves.

They DONT lower their calories they just stop eating by getting "Appetite Suppressant's," Then their metabolism goes so low that after a while they DONT lose weight and start to balloon.

But I guess you have a snappy comeback so I'll let you have the last word you'll probably just say the same thing you said earlier..lol
 

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j0n024 said:
They DONT lower their calories they just stop eating by getting "Appetite Suppressant's," Then their metabolism goes so low that after a while they DONT lose weight and start to balloon.
Pretty much. But we don't know what the OP is doing. He could be doing it the right way for all we know.

But whatever, its his body. If he wants to abuse himself and waste months on ineffective "diets" then the best of luck to him! He's going to need it.
 
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