Looking cool on facebook

[seasonedplayer]

Facebook is not a means of picking up women - it is a means of getting in touch with people from the past and also staying in touch and conversing with people. So you may have acquaintence females on there you can target

Key with facebook is for the chicks to think you are cool. SOme tactics I use are as follows:
1. regular status update e.g seasonedplayer is looking forward to the concert
2. regular photos from parties on the weekend
3. having good looking girls as friends

What other tactics are there to look cool on facebook?

 

[jcap]

stop trying to look cool on the internet



competing on the internet is like winning the retard olympics.

retard.

 

[jcap]

" regular status update e.g seasonedplayer is looking forward to the concert"

LOL , you think that makes you look cool?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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[Mandiblard]

lmfao

 

[dannyegg4575]

It's very easy to think that cause facebook has a lot of ppl you'll hit it off.

It doesn't. All you're doing is act as part of the women drama. If you notice, you only see girls wall to wall each other there. Normal guys don't do sh>ts like that. And they don't post photos of themselves neither. you know why? Women smell attention *****s just like they know themselves.

so stop trying to get attention!

 

[ChrizZ]

lol, what a tool!

 

[nando]

Ahahhahahhaha

 

[ARrocket]

Facebook is not a means of picking up women - it is a means of getting in touch with people from the past and also staying in touch and conversing with people. So you may have acquaintence females on there you can target

Key with facebook is for the chicks to think you are cool. SOme tactics I use are as follows:
1. regular status update e.g seasonedplayer is looking forward to the concert
2. regular photos from parties on the weekend
3. having good looking girls as friends

What other tactics are there to look cool on facebook?

Actually, I agree with you

Say that there is this girl around that you don't get to talk too much...perhaps logistics is a problem. You add her on facebook, do some online macking, get the number and take her out or whatever you want to do. It's worked for me.

Most of the time, anyway (http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=146292)

 

[Dole]

Remove your wall from facebook. Girl's find it intriguing as to why your hiding your wall

 

[Desert Fox]

Ok here's what you do:

1) Get a camera
2) set the timer on it
3) hit ur self in the nuts with a hammer RIGHT BEFORE THE CAMERA TAKES THE PHOTO
4) make sure your balls are indeed crushed
5) post said picture on facebook
6) put this as your status: I am a pvssy and I don't deserve my balls, so I crushed them with a hammer and the picture is here for you to see. Enjoy.

THE END. UR WELCOME

grab ur balls kid...snap out of it...its the ****in INTERNET!!!!

 

[ARrocket]

Remove your wall from facebook. Girl's find it intriguing as to why your hiding your wall

But I like to display all the comments from hot girls

 

[SouthPaw Don]

"regular status update e.g seasonedplayer is looking forward to the concert"

Unless you're going to a concert, you're just a fake person looking for attention if you post stuff like that.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Facebook is not a means of picking up women

Why not? I have gotten laid off myspace several times. It is great for telling me which women are lonely and easy. Hint: they're "online now!" all the time.

I update my status a lot and get random girls commenting on it on my page in flirty ways, even though my rel status is 'in a relationship.'

It is easy to pull chicks off myspace or facebook, and I promise the pvssy feels exactly the same. We have this misconception that Internet=Big Fat Loser Who Never Gets Laid. I think of the Net as simply another way to get laid, and just as valid as any other method. I have initiated cheap one-night sex, continual fvck-buddy relations, and even serious LTRs - all from the Internet.

On a web site where at least half the members are chronic virgins or have serious lack-of-pvssy problems, we should not dismiss a perfectly valid medium for meeting women.

 

[AKA FLEX]

Facebook is not a means of picking up women

Why not? I have gotten laid off myspace several times. It is great for telling me which women are lonely and easy. Hint: they're "online now!" all the time.

I update my status a lot and get random girls commenting on it on my page in flirty ways, even though my rel status is 'in a relationship.'

It is easy to pull chicks off myspace or facebook, and I promise the pvssy feels exactly the same. We have this misconception that Internet=Big Fat Loser Who Never Gets Laid. I think of the Net as simply another way to get laid, and just as valid as any other method. I have initiated cheap one-night sex, continual fvck-buddy relations, and even serious LTRs - all from the Internet.

On a web site where at least half the members are chronic virgins or have serious lack-of-pvssy problems, we should not dismiss a perfectly valid medium for meeting women.

I agree. The method of using the Internet to get laid stopped being taboo years ago.

Regarding Facebook, dichotomy is one of my favorite strategies for making my profile conducive to getting laid. I put up lots of crazy party pics and funny quotes in my profile section, but also list intellectual stuff in my favorite books and join lots of political activism groups. Updating your profile and changing your status frequently is key if you want to draw attention from the girls, especially with the inception of "news feeds". Women pay attention to that stuff.

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

I dunno why, but i hate thoose damn social websites. My friends have them but i dont. I read some people's and it just seems too obnocious i hate it. It isnt me to have one of thoose things and constantly tell people about my life and show people pictures and quotes like universe revovles around me or something.

 

[James45]

If it doesn't revolve around you, then who does it revolve around? Britney Spears?

 

[seasonedplayer]

I agree. The method of using the Internet to get laid stopped being taboo years ago.

Regarding Facebook, dichotomy is one of my favorite strategies for making my profile conducive to getting laid. I put up lots of crazy party pics and funny quotes in my profile section, but also list intellectual stuff in my favorite books and join lots of political activism groups. Updating your profile and changing your status frequently is key if you want to draw attention from the girls, especially with the inception of "news feeds". Women pay attention to that stuff.

Nice response. It is those live 'news feeds' that capture girls' attention. I only started using that recently and now i am getting random messages from girls. Next step is to start adding party pics and then I will get more

 

[T-Roy]

I've met plenty of women on Facebook. All you need to use is an application called meet new people. It lets you pick your age range, and it puts the results in relative distance from you. I've found loads of girls in my area and I've met up with almost as many. (Plus they need to post a picture so you know what your getting. ;-)

PS: Seasonedplayer. You from Australia, or NovaScotia?

 

[MrS]

You're 31 and trying to look cool on facebook?

 

[The Deacon]

Having pictures of you pimping it at parties is a good thing to have on facebook. Just don't be that weird guy bringing cameras everywhere and taking pictures of every stupid thing so he can bring his picture count up to 1,435 photos on facebook, cause it honestly will only make you look like a turd.