Look at this! I met a cheating wife on Craigslist

[Vlad the Impaler]

I was very bored tonight and I posted an ad on Craigslist. I put my best pics up and waited to see what happens. Well, here is what happened. A horny cheater wants to meet me. Am I surprised? Nah....

Here is what she said

Hi There,

Your ad caught my eye, the goofballish sarcastic sense of humor talk about anything part. As did the pics, which indicate that you are someone I could get into some serious trouble with.. Just my type, if you must know!

I am in the town of ------ for the next 6 weeks. I am happily married but hubby works overseas. Needs must be met in the meantime, however. I am looking for a really smart, outgoing, sexy man to hang out with, a short-term romantic adventure . Then it's over.

I am ------- a very sexy, well-educated, artistic, cultured, well-travelled, Greek Godess type. Long dark hair and big dark eyes. ( my Dad really is Greek. ) Vibrant, smile and laugh a lot, lots of interesting things to talk about , drama-free, and all grown up. I am an artist and quite creative. I have some well-proportioned extra padding. I have been accused of being completely unpretentious, and of laughing too loudly.. I love a good dirty joke. I have always attracted the engineer/ science types, must be because of my great ass. For the past 2 years I have lived in Paris and now the Middle East. (AKA The First Layer Of Hell.)

If you would be interested in an engaging, sometimes scintillating, always intense "woman of a certain age" the way young European men are, please let me know. I will send you my pic in the next email.

(By the way I too am known as extremely honest- or maybe the exact word was "brutally"???)

She called me and we spoke. We talked on the phone for almost an hour. She is fun to talk to, I told her we will meet for a drink soon. I am going to meet her..... she really wants to meet and she is hot, she sent me alot of pics. Why not?

 

[MisterMcGee]

The validated herself waayyy too much in her message. I'm not into online dating but I find it so fvcking weird how her message was worded.
Fvck her I guess

 

[Desert Fox]

before u fvk her check for any red bumps and of course, wear a rubber

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I haven't decided what to do yet. I do like the older women but this is just too much. I'll give her a call tomorrow and see what happens lol. She is 45years old and looks pretty good.

I'm gonna tap it.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I got a few other replies so I don't think I want to meet the wife.

Some hot latina replied and she gave me her # straight away but no pics so I thought for sure she is ugly.

Hello my name is ------ 25 years old,i'm from Peru but i'm living in ------ right now, i came to ------- to visit some family.... if you wanna hang out with you can call me my phone number is ###-###-####
if you can send me pics that would be great i will send you pics too...

I just searched for her email address on myspace and facebook and it came up on both and she is very cute! I'm going to call her today.

Craigslist is the sh!t! Just post a suave ad with good pics and the women come running!

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Vlad,
Whats the betting that hubby is some poor Serviceman in Iraq or Afghanistan?

 

[Duffdog]

I haven't decided what to do yet. I do like the older women but this is just too much. I'll give her a call tomorrow and see what happens lol. She is 45years old and looks pretty good.

I'm gonna tap it.

45? Uhhh.... thats all you bro. Try harder on craigslist, you will get the 28 yr old hotties with a little work.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Chick from Peru sounds like She might be looking for an instant husband and a Green Card. She sounds pretty desperate too giving her number out to random guys on Craigslist without them even asking. I wonder how many guys she's given her # out to? Most normal women will want to trade a few emails back and forth before that.

 

[Rogue]

My first thought of the responding wife is that the language smells awfully similiar of a scam. Even though a woman was talked to on the phone, scam artists will employ an female. The scam is to rob you and burglarize your home.  

 

[godofanxiety]

Dear Vlad,
Whats the betting that hubby is some poor Serviceman in Iraq or Afghanistan?

So, what if he is?

Anyway, Vlad. Rubber, man and have fun. And don't touch her mucous membranes with yours.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I am not tapping the wife or pursuing it at all. I already deleted her.

Chick from Peru sounds like She might be looking for an instant husband and a Green Card. She sounds pretty desperate too giving her number out to random guys on Craigslist without them even asking. I wonder how many guys she's given her # out to? Most normal women will want to trade a few emails back and forth before that.

I met this girl tonight...And made plans to see her again this night... see my other thread for the FR. She gave out her # cuz she is leaving town in a couple days. She lives out of state. No time to waste.

Damnit Vlad, you must be a pretty good-looking guy!!

I am pretty normal looking. I have been hitting the weights hard and gotten buff. And I had some professional photos taken and I have tons of internet game I've been saving for years. I got some cool clothes, and good haircut and confident attitude and it's paying off.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Chick from Peru sounds like She might be looking for an instant husband and a Green Card.

So what? I'm looking for a foreign wife.

This could be a match made in heaven.

I don't think she is looking for an insta-husband. She is looking for a guy in my area because she has family here and wants to move here.

She is begging me to find a friend for her sister.

 

[jophil28]

So what? I'm looking for a foreign wife.

This could be a match made in heaven.

I don't think she is looking for an insta-husband. She is looking for a guy in this area because she has family here and wants to move here.

You gonna trade your Brazillian chica for the Peruvian princess ?

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

I'd find something better to do when I was bored.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

You gonna trade your Brazillian chica for the Peruvian princess ?

Yes. The trade-in is complete.

The Peruvian is much cooler and down to Earth. None of the religious garbage.

I think the Peruvian is hotter too. More curves, bigger boobs, better personality. Long black hair. I like!

The Peruvian wears 0 makeup and she still looks hot as hell.

That is an important thing in my book. Who wants to date a clown?

I'd find something better to do when I was bored.

Why? I lucked out and posted my ad at the right time and met a great girl. Just what I was looking for.

 

[jophil28]

The Peruvian is much cooler and down to Earth. None of the religious garbage.

Bless you my son, go forth and jerk off no more.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Bless you my son, go forth and jerk off no more.

It's not even about jerking off or not anymore. I just want a woman who is cool to hang out with all the time and I don't have to worry about her lying and banging other men behind my back or being BPD, or being like the wife who this thread is about.

I see potential in this girl and she just happens to be foreign. I saw no potential in the American women I have recently dated.

 

[jophil28]

I see potential in this girl and she just happens to be foreign. I saw no potential in the American women I have recently dated.

Im going to fly on over there and show you dumb grunts how its done.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Im going to fly on over there and show you dumb grunts how its done.

I'm meeting an Indian girl on Thursday. She is a nurse and she tells me she is hot and cute with bright green eyes but she won't send me a pic because of her profession (so she says, she thinks I will spread it over the internet or something)

I am still insisting on a pic but she is dodging sending me one. I'm going in anyway. If she isn't cute like she says I will bail but my gut is telling me to go even if she refuses to send a pic.

I will meet her in the mall. I already spoke to her on the phone.

 

[Bible_Belt]

You should go. Indians are shy and reserved by American standards. She might not be a heifer.

I like Indian girls. Hairy, though