"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Look at this hot girl that requested me as a friend!

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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skip2mylou781

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for someone whos given 0 advice and made every post idiotic, THATS how u kno hes lying that he ****ed some girl the same day he IMed her.......i hope this helps people see whos fake and who isnt!
 

dakota

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Method Boy,
"fake" means that this it not a real person, or it is not who you think it is.
The faker ones are easy to spot.. there are alternate versions with different hot girls that have identical language in them, simply a different location. Some of these are designed to get you to go to/sign up for certain websites or others are modern versions of the nigerian oil scam.
 

dakota

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Time to educate.
The nigerian oil scam pedates the internet. It was origionally a letter scam. The idea was to con people out of money through purchases of fake nigerian oil stock. It is still going on.
New new internet version is basically this: A " hot" girl contacats you over some internet forum ( myspace, hotornot, etc). The thing is that she is out of the country right now.( in nigeria usually).. and her mom/dad/sister/brother needs some operation/ bail money/court cost/ etc... but she only has travelers checks with her that can not be cashed there due to whatever reason...but she could send them to you, then you could western union her the same.. with like cash for your trouble.. say she sends you 5,000 and then you send her 4,000 after you cashed her " walmart travelers checks"...
of course she is all lovey dovey and talks about how she can please you when she gets back to the states... so you are thinking.. heck I can make some cash.. and get some booty.....
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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yes funny but not as funny as a guy posting on a message board looking for "don juan advice" and starting a thread that ammounts to *OMG, THIS HOT GIRL JUST REQUESTED ME AS A FRIEND WHAT DO I DO* i'm assuming you didn't even realized that she had 800+ friends on myspace... yea i'm sure she's real selective >_>

do what you do tho :p
 

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If you go to this link right here you can post the HTML in the comments box of the fake profile to expose them to everybody else:

http://www.burntpickle.com/articles/fake-myspace-profiles/

Sad part is a few guys have said things to me about the girls being fake and not realizing it until I exposed it. I thought getting 10 friend requests from luvymonica and sexymonica in a matter of minutes would make that obvious. Oh well.
 

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Harp said:
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:crackup:

This site is even more pathetic than I thought... :crackup:

Chump on...:crackup:
Yeah not only were those profiles fake but look at all the loser guys that fell for it!!! Some guys are so desperate, retards. Oh and the guy who made this thread got banned what a loser trying to make himself look good to some idiots on a forum. So stupid
 
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