Leisure Suit Larry
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I decided to try and talk to the Peruvian girl I banged off craigslist. Look what came out of the closet! This is golden. Gotta love craigslist! I banged a married woman!!
I dumped this girl HARD and she still wants to talk to me. I slammed the door in her face and told her to leave me alone. I was a HUGE jerk... but I banged her so she probably thinks she loves me or something.
I dumped this girl HARD and she still wants to talk to me. I slammed the door in her face and told her to leave me alone. I was a HUGE jerk... but I banged her so she probably thinks she loves me or something.
Larry said (10:30 PM):
sorry. i was going through a bad time. still want to be friends?
judy said (10:30 PM):
yeah we can be friends
Judy said (10:31 PM):
just friends!
larry says (10:31 PM):
how you been?
judy says (10:31 PM):
the first days i was bad
i felt bad
i was sad and feeling competily bad
judy says (10:32 PM):
but now i am ok
larry says (10:32 PM):
that's good
judy says (10:32 PM):
yeah
larry says (10:32 PM):
how's Michigan?
judy says (10:33 PM):
good i didn't tell u the whole truth but i don't think telling you the truth now make any different
larry says (10:33 PM):
yeah tell me
judy says (10:34 PM):
ok look now i don't care what u think but i din't tell u this because i was scared to lose u
but anyways
ok when i went on craiglist i was just looking for people to hang out one or two days
in ----
i was not in love with anyone
judy says (10:35 PM):
even if i was married, i got married in peru
with a 40 years old man when i was 21
larry says (10:36 PM):
uh huh go on....
judy says (10:36 PM):
now he is 44 and i am 25 we are still married because i want to get my citinzenship
even if people can think i am a bad woman getting married for interest of coming here
larry says (10:36 PM):
He is in Peru or he is here?
judy says (10:36 PM):
but i don't know i was young, i was kinda of pour
judy says (10:37 PM):
he is american
no peruviam
but i got married because of that not beccause i loved him i never loved him and he didn't either
i don't understand why he got married with me
larry says (10:38 PM):
ok don't worry about it.. it's not a big deal I understand
i wasn't honest with yoy either
judy says (10:38 PM):
ok
larry says (10:38 PM):
i had a girlfriend but she didn't treat me right and we are broken up now
where is the guy now in Peru or here?
judy says (10:39 PM):
here
larry says (10:39 PM):
living with you?
judy says (10:39 PM):
he is amerian lives here
judy says (10:40 PM):
yes he lives with me but even if tyou don't believe me actually i don't care if you do! we are just friends he needs company " no sex" jus company and i need my papers
larry says (10:40 PM):
I'm sorry I was a jerk to you. I feel bad about it too.
Ok thats fine get your papers.. do you you have to do lol
when are you coming back to va?
judy says (10:40 PM):
i am not going back there i don't want to go there
larry says (10:41 PM):
why I thought your sister lived there?
judy says (10:41 PM):
maybe when my sister have the baby i will go but i don't know i don't feel good being there anymore
she does live there
but i don't feel good going there!
bad memories
larry says (10:41 PM):
I knew you were probably married or something. That's why I knew something wasn't right. Why would a peruvian girl be in Michigan? So thats another reason I acted that way.
judy says (10:48 PM):
hahaahaha whatever
larry says (10:48 PM):
yeah I'm serious.. we both made some mistakes but we won't do that again
judy says (10:49 PM):
ok if i looked for you like an idiot was because i wanted you and i knew it was my fault because i was a lier
but you didn't even give me a chance to listent to me
larry says (10:49 PM):
yeah you should have told me the truth I would have understood
judy says (10:50 PM):
yeah i didn't know you were a lier too
Larry:
I didnt lie to you I wasnt with my girlfriend at the time I was with you.
Then we got back together, but we are over now for good
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