"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Look at how angry people get by this dude calling a fatas5 girl, Ugly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onm-8xCTrCM

What you are on the inside...that's what you'll be on the outside. You can tell if a person doesn't love him/herself even by a phone, if they look like they eat a 1000 cheeseburgers every 2 years then their personality is gonna be sappy sh!t.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The hive minds group think on scary display. 3 out of every 4 chicks must show their manufactured "outrage" whilst reminding everyone how "beautiful" the orca is. Serves 3 different purposes.
#1. Shows they're doing their bit for the sh!tlib cause and "smashing the patriarchy" because beauty is a social construct and stuff.
#2. Keeps the whale exactly where she is and her SMV lower than theirs.
#3. A PC approved chorus of mangina lapdogs will be there to tell her how "beautiful" she is when she slams into the wall.

COZ' EQWAAAALITY!!
 

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yeah, last Friday, I'm at this apartment complex, more of a high-end one, even though it's really sh!t in my mind ($1200/mo just totally not worth it gouging students), and there's a shindig get-together mingle party going on and this semi-fat chick (I'd do her), shows up in a red skirt showing her semi-plump legs (weather is nice), and these 2 girls (all hoes in my mind) walk past her and say, "awww, you got all dressed up...you look cute (but it was complete sarcasm in their tonality and I'd say, even snickering)." These two snickering hoes were dressed down in jeans. I could tell that this plump pale girl had just taken a 'hit' or 'blow' and felt down about how they'd mocked her just because she dressed up a little too much for the outside party. She was alone. I wanted to say something to her, but I just said, fvck it, and let her be and moved on. But they get really hurt by other girls Way more than some dude would hurt them with words. They want approval from their sisters, and would, I guess, prefer you, the man, to treat them like sh!t. Sister approval, brother trashing, teasing, dunking. If that's reversed, she's not happy.
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The truly shocking thing is that when you're jacking it to hotties online, they probably don't look much different than the "before" picture without all the makeup and photoshop.
 
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