Longest OLD profile summary I've ever seen on match

[biggoal]

This takes the cake. This HB7 cute chick, 44 years old has this for her summary. She's divorced btw. Are these chicks bat sht crazy or what on OLD?

Honesty, integrity, intellect, and a strong dose of humor are my foundations. I enjoy adventure balanced with reality, finding the lemonade in the lemons, and making the most of each moment through laughing, loving, and learning. I would much prefer a hike at a state park over a night out at a bar. I am shy at heart but honest and direct, and demand a high level of integrity from my partner. I appreciate the need for a physical attraction to begin a relationship, but I have enough wisdom to know the deeper connections are what make a partnership. I am not looking for a hook up. If you are in your 20’s, please just don’t bother. I have students your age. That’s not my gig. Intellectual stimulation is a must. I believe a partnership should connect on a deeper level than small talk or daily drama. I am extremely loyal once you gain my trust. I ask the same of my partner. One of my greater faults in dating is my unconditional kindness. I’ve been hurt a few too many times, but I can’t seem to acclimate to a hardened personality. I was raised in a strong Christian environment. I find my values are still rooted in fundamental Christian beliefs. Yet I enjoy learning about other beliefs. Ignorance creates divisions. I’ve worked hard to raise 2 amazing girls, and I’m near the next phase of empty nest. I believe family takes priority, and I would like a partner who respects that. I am a minimalist, but not because it became trendy. I find material stuff weighs me down and clutters what is actually important to me in life. I would be happy in a tiny house, yet I respect those who have different views. I was raised with an appreciation of music, both listening and playing. I’m rusty in playing, but I like live music of many genres. Hope it’s not a deal breaker that I’m not into country, rap, or screamer music. You’re on your own for those concerts. I grew up camping, back woods, hiking, not so much the typical girl. I was the only girl on my wildcat team, but I didn’t realize that until I was a teenager. I still enjoy trips to primitive parks. I get excited by unknown trails. I love to travel, and I have plenty more places on my bucket list. I have very few fears. I want to explore this amazing world before we destroy it. I respect you if you’re a gym rat. That takes great discipline. I find value being outdoors with natural exercise, too. I’m a mix of Luna and Hermione. I enjoyed The Hobbit (Lord of the Rings) as a book in 5th grade. I am a rare Divergent. I grew up watching Monty Python and Little House. I will choose historical fiction or documentary whenever possible. Solving hard math problems is therapeutic. I speak fluent sarcasm - probably the darker type of humor. It is a requirement when teaching teens. I struggle at turning it off sometimes. I have 3 rescue dogs who require a bit of time, but repay with unconditional love. Well, one does. The second is a spaz. And the third is possibly psychotic. While I consider myself an independent woman, I appreciate a guy who shows chivalry. I teach my male students to treat a lady like a lady. I teach my female students to BE a lady. Okay I try. I have an uncanny gift of finding details online about anyone. I’ve used it in my line of work. I will use it on you if needed. I don’t intend to date an ex con or a married man. I’m sorry that I even have to write this. I am extremely analytical. But I appreciate moments of passion and whim. I hope for a partner that will tolerate my overthinking, and balance me with some spontaneity, too. I enjoy learning how people think and feel. I think I am a pretty good listener, beyond what is spoken. If you’re still reading, perhaps we have enough commonalities to take that first risk of reaching out? Or you are just extremely bored and find my dialogue remotely entertaining? Either way, I wish everyone the best. Online dating is genius in theory, but so damn challenging in reality. Hope you find your happy.

 

[Black Widow Void]

Personally, if I bumped into an 'HB7' that was like the above, I'd ask her out.

 

[Focal core]

Truth involves the congruency between words and actions. If someone's always telling you how successful, talented or confident they are, maybe there's a reason they're needing to convince you of it.

I'm seeing it as an advertisements, the actual product may differ or worst.

 

[Focal core]

See it like this, if you are advertising the goods at an attractive and as actual as it is, someone will buy it and the advertised would be taken down.

 

[Hal9000]

Sounds like a narcissist to me. At least if you took her out you wouldn't have to worry about the conversation lagging as I'm sure she could talk about herself all evening.

 

[biggoal]

Sounds like a narcissist to me. At least if you took her out you wouldn't have to worry about the conversation lagging as I'm sure she could talk about herself all evening.

And guys would spend $50 to $100 on the date I'm sure and tripping over their d*cks in the process.

 

[MatureDJ]

This takes the cake. This HB7 cute chick, 44 years old has this for her summary. She's divorced btw. Are these chicks bat sht crazy or what on OLD?

Let's see ... she's a single mommy, but I have a feeling that she has "re-virgined" herself. SORRY, ONLY REAL VIRGINS CAN APPLY FOR THAT JOB.

 

[biggoal]

Let's see ... she's a single mommy, but I have a feeling that she has "re-virgined" herself. SORRY, ONLY REAL VIRGINS CAN APPLY FOR THAT JOB.

Yea, she's a single. Mom. Has two children. they look pre teen to early teen from the photos. She's a teacher and school counselor. She's really cute and of course, yes I messaged her LOL. I'd go out with her just because she's hot and forget her head games and baggage.

She sounds like she would be VERY controlling in a relationship.

 

[Black Widow Void]

And guys would spend $50 to $100 on the date I'm sure and tripping over their d*cks in the process.

Either I overlooked the expected $$$ in her expectations, or it wasn't there.

Naturally, actions speak louder than words and in the land of OLD, there's usually a bit of embellishment.
Personally, the gal that puts a two sentence profile up ... 'communicates' that she's too smug and isn't willing to put much thought or effort into this..
If someone (such as the above profile) attempted to differentiate themselves from the pack, and provides more detail, I would personally prefer that.

 

[biggoal]

Either I overlooked the expected $$$ in her expectations, or it wasn't there.

Naturally, actions speak louder than words and in the land of OLD, there's usually a bit of embellishment.
Personally, the gal that puts a two sentence profile up ... 'communicates' that she's too smug and isn't willing to put much thought or effort into this..
If someone (such as the above profile) attempted to differentiate themselves from the pack, and provides more detail, I would personally prefer that.

I mean, we all embellish, lie, beef our OLD profiles up with job status, weight, etc. Nothing wrong with a bit of that. It's just like a job resume. Everyone lies a bit and beefs it up but going just over the top then it's a bit much.

Who do you think embellishes more on OLD? Men or women?

 

[Black Widow Void]

Who do you think embellishes more on OLD? Men or women?

I'm not qualified to answer this question.

 

[Mazer]

You should take her out and report back.

 

[John9999]

This takes the cake. This HB7 cute chick, 44 years old has this for her summary. She's divorced btw. Are these chicks bat sht crazy or what on OLD?

and women complain that men don’t read profiles. Geez lady. I wonder why.

 

[biggoal]

and women complain that men don’t read profiles. Geez lady. I wonder why.

I actually read the profiles. If I find her cute I will read the profile before writing them. I notice if you write them and note stuff on their profile they like that because it shows you actually read it and not focusing just on looks and you get better response rates.

This ladies profile however just way too much info to digest and qualifiers. If you say one wrong slip up with someone like that then don't expect a reply.

 

[17 shots]

Sounds like beexcellent

 

[Hal9000]

I actually read the profiles. If I find her cute I will read the profile before writing them. I notice if you write them and note stuff on their profile they like that because it shows you actually read it and not focusing just on looks and you get better response rates.

This ladies profile however just way too much info to digest and qualifiers. If you say one wrong slip up with someone like that then don't expect a reply.

I've read plenty of profiles as well and ones that go on and on like that generally reek of pretension, self indulgence and, yes, narcissism. A profile can be too short and they can also be too long.