"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Long Term friend, shows me off when shes drunk

Zaraza

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Alright, so my friend texted me (a girl) to get drunk with her at like 1 in the morning hen i was out with my other friends having a good time relaxing. By the time i get there, she is wasted as ****...lol....seriously wasted. her first thing she says is "wow im so glad you came" im like yea sure, then she lifts up my shirt and is like "hey guys this is (my name) check out his abs!" puts her hands on my abs.

sadly, she then 10 minutes later she began puking and reacting to the alcohol ahhaha i laughed my ass off inside and took a little video of her throwing up.


anyways... once shes done she tells me shes sorry and she didnt want me to see her drunk....

basically, shes been a close family friend for 9 years, but i think she has developed an attraction for me, and all i want is a physical friendship with her.

what you think? she likes me should i pursue? or just let it go and ignore.

oh last night she begged me to go clubbin with her but i couldnt cuz i had to pick up sister from airport (she came to visit from college for a few days)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i'm guessing your around 22. I would ditch her, your in your prime!
 

Zaraza

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why would you guess im 22? haha
 
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