London bars & casinos

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

joe bloggs

Don Juan

Jun 29, 2008

I'm going to London for a few days for a conference. Does anyone know of any good bars or pubs where more sophisticated women tend to hang out. Note - I'm talking about pubs/bars rather than nightclubs because I have no intention of spending $1,000 a bottle on champagne?

Also, I'm also interested about London casinos - are there any casinos that have low table limits and plenty of single women (and I don't mean hookers btw)?

Finally, I've heard that London is the worst city in the world for sarging - is this true?

Last edited: Jun 30, 2008