"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lolz POF mods dont like me

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Your forum posting privilages have been revoked until 10/25/2012 2:23:29 AM Pacific Standard Time by abelian

all i did was give out some sensible advice to a fella, this may however have sparked outrage amongst the feminized moderators and th trashy WENCHes on there

dont bother looking for posts or threads by sosparky... all deleted :crackup:

how is "never date a girl whos father calls her 'Princess' - chances are, she believes it" a bannable topic?

had some good replies too!:crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Purefilth said:
Your forum posting privilages have been revoked until 10/25/2012 2:23:29 AM Pacific Standard Time by abelian

all i did was give out some sensible advice to a fella, this may however have sparked outrage amongst the feminized moderators and th trashy WENCHes on there

dont bother looking for posts or threads by sosparky... all deleted :crackup:

how is "never date a girl whos father calls her 'Princess' - chances are, she believes it" a bannable topic?

had some good replies too!:crackup:

Fvvvck! lol. Those forums are for bitter foreveralones to give "advice" to one another while trying to feel better than the one they gave their "dating" advice to.

The regulars run around snitching on anyone who threatens them and their frail egos. Cause God forbid you stir some ish up on there and cause the regulars to disagree...LMAO.

I used to trolololol the ****e out of those forums when I had my profile up. Then had my reply to topics "privledges" lowered to 5 posts a day. I started getting people from all over the US, Canada, and UK emailing me laughing their azzez off some of the stuff I came up with. A bunch of us joined together and were making idiotic "dating experiences" and "disasters" threads.

Eventually everyone of us got banned and left.

I trollololed the mods themselves in the "report user" section telling them I wanted to report myself because I was attempting to commit net suicide and to do their damn job like I COMMAND them to. I was perma banned five minutes later. hahahahaha
 

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lolz ill be back with a vengeance!!! 25/10 join me there for the trololololzzz! im sosparky :)



The knights in shining armor are gone. chivalry is dead, dragons roam free and I am their master.

You have the opportunity to be my Wench. One time offer only.


^^^ Spread this around the slores, headed for laughs i think,
 

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lolz ill be back with a vengeance!!! 25/10 join me there for the trololololzzz! im sosparky :)



The knights in shining armor are gone. chivalry is dead, dragons roam free and I am their master.

You have the opportunity to be my Wench. One time offer only.


^^^ Spread this around the slores, headed for laughs i think,

You should if you can post a thread about being over 6ft height discrimination. Make up some story about meeting a few chicks of different heights off the site who've told you you were too tall for them and they said they had to strain their neck to look up at you. Better yet say in the story you met a few chicks and slept with them and then after they told you you were too tall. That'll get the women and shorter dudes to go off! LMAO

The short dudes who claim you have to be over 6ft will go berserk. It's unique topic and might stir up some shizz..lol

Post in the story that they told you they'd prefer shorter guys as they don't have heels to make them closer to your height. You can't be too wise azzed or else some phaggot or bitter old hag will report you.

you almost have to come across as clueless to your "dilemna" then the idiots will trip over themselves to "help" you.



**EDIT***VVVVV Don't go too into detail with describing anything. Just make up a thread "6ft and taller is too tall?!"

Then post up about meeting three chicks off the site who everything went well and the next morning when they left your place they said that you were too tall for them."

(You'll have the short dudes smashing their keyboards at the thought of the over 6ft guy at least getting laid.) They'll get the hint by you simply mentioning that all three girls told you you were too tall at different times before they left your place the next morning. (The chicks who reply to it will most likely automatically start saying maybe you weren't good at sex or were too "small where it counts" and that was their excuse or you "used" them and they found out you were a creep." lol

You have to not push it for the thread to stay and resist answering in the thread for a day or so. They'll be waiting for a wise response so they can get it deleted. Just post the thread and let it sit. LOL
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
You should if you can post a thread about being over 6ft height discrimination. Make up some story about meeting a few chicks of different heights off the site who've told you you were too tall for them and they said they had to strain their neck to look up at you.

The short dudes who claim you have to be over 6ft will go berserk. It's unique topic and might stir up some shizz..lol

Post in the story that they told you they'd prefer shorter guys as they don't have heels to make them closer to your height. You can't be too wise azzed or else some phaggot or bitter old hag will report you.

you almost have to come across as clueless to your "dilemna" then the idiots will trip over themselves to "help" you.
lulz. perfect!! I'm actually 6'4" so this will be one that i can truly do with belief!

" i lifted her on to my shoulders, but it was so high up that she was terrified! oh woe is me! i think she may never talk to me again! i'm so embarrassed!"


i'm bookmarking this thread for a memory boost next month!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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