"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Serenity
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Yeah, I chuckled a bit. I'd rather not use the "I'm offended" button though, better to grab some popcorn and watch the sh!tshow.
logicallefty
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We stole the code from NASA that launches the space shuttle to make that ignore button work. Please use it and, if necessary, use it often.
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Master Don Juan
I had a friend who tried that once. He got past their first of over a hundred defenses and then they tried hacking his comp so he unplugged it. Good times, good times.